Endgame 2: Electric Boogaloo

When we would screw up my HS football coach’s would say “ y’all look like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football”.

Very similar to my old football coach’s saying when we screwed up a a play “y’all look like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football”.

How about introducing a bill making it illegal?

Monster from Pan’s labyrinth with eyes in hands

You ain’t fooling me, I know who that is

Fuck, he is just so good at this. “Journos” just can’t fathom a person being frank and honest.

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold

The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

HOW EMBARASSING! Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. 🤣🤣

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

This shit (not even sure what to call it) is all just so pathetic. Just so damn insecure. These dudes need to get a damn productive hobby and learn how to converse with other humans.

😂😂 who made this?

HOWLING

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

I lol'd at this.😆

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

Yeah, the bench is quite barren for dumb action movie guy at the moment.

Chicago Turns All Public School IDs Into Library Cards To Boost Student Access Chicago Public Library and CPS announced the expansion of The 81 Club, building on a pilot launched in 2022 to give students access to the library system's vast collection and databases.

This is such a good idea. We should do this in NYC.

"All Chicago Public Schools students now have access to nearly everything the city’s libraries have to offer — including physical items like books as well as extensive digital resources."

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What about "Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo"?

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

So fucking hard

I know Denzel got the Oscar for Training Day but his masterpiece was Man on Fire

My dad is 68 and has dementia and I don’t let him cook or around knives and yet this sick fuck is in charge of the nation

I simply don’t want to have to deal with his dementia addled, bigoted bullshit everyday anymore

It’s absolutely insane to me that The Apprentice went however long it did and it’s doubly insane that this psychopath has been at the forefront of our government for over 10 years.

Step Brothers ass regime

Outside of the obvious insanity, I just want to point out that the cost to mobilize B2s for his threat could have funded universal child care for like 3 months.

Bane was famously the good guy in Dark Knight Rises