a cubs cube. it says cubes

97% of the US supports Artemis, yet the most popular politicians can't crack 50%

clearly, we must place an SLS rocket in the white house.

if you're in berkeley and the hills and driving+BART to SF, it's often fastest to drive to west oakland vs a station closer to home. (which lines up to your point about expanding transit with freeways)

Mozarella production at Syrovarnia Dolcelatte.

a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

dare I ask

yep. it's going to take a long time to crawl out of a world where people that make media have figured out how to hack people's brains... I'm optimistic in the long term but goddammit

considering how people tend to think crime is worse now than the early 1990s, sometimes I wonder if the theatrics matter more than the numbers for lots of people, which, :(

omfg adorable >w<

I love hearing cardinals and blue jays together, as if there were a 5AM conversation “Hey, I’m going to make little scifi noises, that ok?”

“Sure, so long as I can yell ‘Fuck! Fuck!’”

“Deal.”

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

all the justifications for high speed chases I've seen are "cops feel better when they can chase people more" rather than numbers based. is that really the only reason why chases aren't banned more?

omg she's so cute and fluffy... 🥹

sources tell me the head of the Chongqing Metro was a big fan of going to the dentist's office as a child

Zohran Mamdani still making money from fleeting rap career, filings show

New York mayor, ‘C-list rapper’ who went by Mr Cardamon and Young Cardamon, collected $1,643 in royalties last year

totally didn't use my teeth to do this because my hands were full today

This was absolutely one of the most striking things about moving from suburban Atlanta to Manhattan when I was in my 20s. I remember being back home for a visit and, like, struggling to articulate to my parents just how different—and how much better and friendlier—the world felt on foot.

Three bunnies chase a red slinky down a long flight of stairs. They are in a cozy house, with some family photos on the wall.

Daily bunny no.3291 is skipping steps

hey now, be proud of your cereal choices shelley

Cut out the middleman and dunk the whole box right in there, boom, noodlecube

Get yourself a girl that looks at you like uh... like... uhm... 🌀😵💞

oh, no, it's not a sex thing. it was a breakfast cereal incident.

they call it cumulative but pronounce it like cum

concerning lol

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A light brown bunny sits on a rug, appearing cube-shaped with the word "cube" overlaid.

ok I have to know why Squidward

Love my ankylosaurus which i have always pronounced as ank-lee-o-sore-us. I'm sure that's not right but I'm not changing it now.