Haha - miliband is like 'fairs, Keir's fucked'.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

📢 BOOK LAUNCH EVENT📢

The good folk at Urban Salon are hosting the launch of my new book 'Postcapitalist Cities' on 1 May 4pm at KCL where I'll be in discussion with @davidjmadden.bsky.social & @gypjh2000.bsky.social

Details & FREE tickets here: theurbansalon.com/2026/02/19/b...

Picture of my Gameweek 33 team for fantasy premier League. I've played my bench boost chp

Gameweek 33 BB team 🔒
Gone early with transfers which is a bit rare for me (if you count an hour before deadline early)
Gab and Groß out for Truffert and Enzo
Haaland 🧢
#fpl

They *really* don't know what to do with this shit. Growth has peaked and they're desperate to get people using it, organically or otherwise, and it just isn't happening.

Satire just keeps getting better every day of this madness.
🎶if u block me, I block u🎶
Song & lyrics. @snicklink.bsky.social
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Poor Peter Cottontail had to listen to Trump's bulls**t all day

Orban and Farage

Picture of my Fantasy premier League team gameweek 32. I played my wildcard. Bruno Fernandes is my captain

#fpl is back 🌟
WC for gw32. Obvs. It's the same as everybody else's. Obvs

Everyone in the world: *busy doing other things*

Melania Trump: HEY REMEMBER ME AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN?!

Everyone: What, no?

Melanie: Me and Donald partied with him!

Everyone: Kinda forgot about you. Go on.

Melanie: Also, Ghislaine Maxwell... But, I was not an escort.

Everyone: Umm, wtf?

😬😬

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

With this settlement the US is worse off in every way than it was before the war; Iran is strengthened by the huge new tolls in the Straits of Hormuz, paid by the whole world. (1/14)

While killing dozens of people in Lebanon (MOPH says 112, civil defense counts 250+, until now), Israel still found time to kill another one of our colleagues in Gaza.

And she has since been deported.

Link here:

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Before playing Kamancheh, he says: 'Hello, I'm Mohammad-Reza Afarideh, the director of the ed. institute that has now been destroyed. I wanted the last sound coming from my institute not to be of missiles and war; (I want the) final sound to be of the instrument that I played in it. Thank you'.

The brazen lack of self-awareness it takes to give this answer *at a press conference in which you are interfering in the Hungarian election* is genuinely monumental.

This is insane!

So completely out of his depth. Also, EU just gonna let this shit slide???

Petition: Government to advise monarch to refuse/cancel state visits with hostile powers The Government should advise the Monarch against facilitating a ceremonial head of state visit where a foreign state is engaged in hostile activity - whether economic, diplomatic, military or otherwis...

Shocking. Appalling. Even for Trump. Sheer madness to go ahead with state visit by King Charles! Bin it NOW!

Yup

Genocidal speech

Stage 4 of ‘othering’

‘Dehumanization, when perpetrators call their victims rats, or cockroaches, cancer, or disease. Portraying them as non-human makes eliminating them a “cleansing” of the society, rather than murder.’ Genocide Watch

First (well ok not first but like last month) Florida mandated every public school kid be taught the evils of communism.

Then Florida abolished majoring in sociology in college.

And now?

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

I also think about this quote alot from Grand Moff Tarkin:

"The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."

Brtual words for today's world