PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Brianne is holding a gigantic, partially eaten burrito. She looks very full and miserable. BRIANNE (looking at burrito): Urgh... must finish... massive burrito... PANEL 2 BRIANNE (looking towards Leslie): Gotta... impress... wife... PANEL 3 Leslie looks worried. LESLIE: Brianne, you really don't have to finish that burrito, it's not going to impress- PANEL 4 Brianne shoves the massive burrito into her mouth. BRIANNE: OMFF...

"The following is an advertisement made in collaboration with LOVENSE Closing the Distance" PANEL 1 Leslie, in her work attire, is about to head out the door. LESLIE: Welp, it's time for me to go to work... Brianne pops up, holding a butt plug. BRIANNE: Leslie, wait! You almost forgot your Hush 2 vibrating butt plug! PANEL 2 Leslie is pulling down her skirt in preperation of inserting the Hush 2 into her ass. LESLIE: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Meetings are such a chore without it! PANEL 3 "Later..." Leslie is sitting at her desk at work. A "bzzzzzzzzzzt~" is emanating from her ass. LESLIE: With a design that's sleek and smooth, the Hush 2 feels good like a butt plug should! An arrow is pointing to her ass with the text, "EVIL CONTAINER" but the word "EVIL" is crossed out and replaced with the word "QUALITY". PANEL 4 Brianne, back at home, is holding up a phone with the Lovense Remote App on the screen. BRIANNE: Let's spruce up this ad read through the teledildonic wonders of the Lovense Remote App! Leslie will text me if I'm "generating too much buzz." PANEL 5 Leslie, back at the office, is blushing and looks startled. While clinging onto her desk, a "BZZT BZZT" is seen emanating from her ass. LESLIE: Ah fuck! It also has- aah... a magnetic charging port, and comes in- aaah... a variety of si- aaaah... sizes- PANEL 6 Brianne is seen in front of a cool, weird pattern, lowering a pair of sunglasses over her regular glasses. Her expression and pose exude 'tude. BRIANNE: LOVENSE Let's CLOSE the frigging DISTANCE "Use the affiliate link lovense.com/p/keithjohnstack to order yours today!"

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Drawings of Leslie and Brianne mimicking various recent art trends, such as kissing barrier, Frieren looking up, Brooklyn sweater, face under broken mask, and boobs in book.

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are standing in their kitchen, eating pickles. PANEL 2 Brianne: It's crazy that pickles are zero calories. They taste so good! PANEL 3 Leslie: Yeah, but they're high in sodium. PANEL 4 Leslie: That's how they get ya.

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving. Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs? Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment. PANEL 2 Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in! PANEL 3 Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree. Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens- PANEL 4 Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting on the couch together. Brianne: Now that Betty Boop is in the public domain, does that mean we can go on crazy adventures with Betty Boop? PANEL 2 Olaf from Disney's Frozen walks into frame towards Leslie and Brianne. Olaf: Not exactly... PANEL 3 Olaf: While the original 1930 iteration of Betty Boop is public domain, her more recognizable human form is still trademarked. PANEL 4 Leslie: Wow, thanks for clearing that up, Olaf from Disney's Frozen.

PANEL 1 Leslie is sitting on the couch, anxiously looking down at the cat, who is wriggling around adorably. PANEL 2 The cat continues to wriggle around, and "bleps" by sticking his tongue out. PANEL 3 Leslie (sweating heavily, thinking to herself): Keep yourself collected, Leslie... We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT- PANEL 4 The cat is seen, still wriggling around. Brianne (walking in from offscreen, pointing at the cat): Aww-hawww shit, what's that little guy up to this time? Leslie (turning to Brianne, in a full panic): Brianne, no!!

Wacky Lesbian Bloodlines YouTube video by Keith Stack

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMO...

Text on a white background, Sunday, February 1st keith2002.newgrounds.com youtube.com/@keithjohnstack The sides of Leslie and Brianne's hair are at the periphery of the image.

penileqweef asked: How far up can Brianne pick her nose Leslie and Brianne are waiting at a bus stop. Brianne has shoved her arm so far up her nose that her hand is poking out from the bottom of her skirt.

Anonymous asked: brianne Panty shot Brianne is at a firing range, shooting at a pair of panties with a handgun.

Anonymous asked: Leslie and Brianne Mermaids, please? Brianne and Leslie are mermaids under the sea. Brianne is chanting, "MermAPRIL! MermAPRIL!" Leslie says to herself, "Hey wait a minute, that's not quite right..."

Anonymous asked: A big baloney in the shape of Leslie We see a tube and slice of meat in the shape of Leslie's head on display. A little sign reads, "MEAT LESLIE"

Anonymous asked: Make them kiss Leslie and Brianne are making out inside of a Taco Bell restroom. A voice offscreen yells, "Ladies, it's been an hour! Other customers need to use the restroom!"

Anonymous asked: Could you draw Leslie and Brianne on a nude beach(showing their nude butts please) Leslie and Brianne are nude on a nude beach. The rat is there too, and he's also nude. Brianne, holding a wallet in one hand, and her posterior in the other, says to Leslie, "I ran out of room in my ass, can I keep my wallet in yours?"

Anonymous asked: could you make the lesbians be nostalgic for something from when they were younger, maybe a video game or sum Brianne and Leslie are sitting on their couch. Brianne is gaming, and says, "Damn, Resident Evil 4 fuckin' rules." Leslie says, "Remember when you first played the OG RE4?" Inside of Leslie's thought bubble, we see Brianne and Leslie in their 2005 Flash cartoon designs. Brianne is gaming and says, "Is it even possible for video game graphics to get better than this?"

Anonymous asked: Brooooo can you make your lesbians into gay men pls!!!! Genderbend them I need to see it! Brianne and Leslie are sitting on their couch, but instead of being ladies, they're a couple of fellas. Brianne looks towards Leslie and thinks, "lmao I'm gonna pound that ass tonight" I guess their names would be Gabe and Guy in this universe. Best pun I could come up with to match LesBrianne.

Brianne is lookin’ all spooky and Leslie looks concerned.

Drew some fan art of @wlhrestored.bsky.social

Anonymous asked: Give Leslie rhinoplasty Leslie has a large, Squidward-like nose. Brianne is smitten by it. Leslie says, "Check it out, I got "The Squidward"..." Brianne says, "Hubba-hubba!"

Anonymous asked: Can you draw Leslie and Brianne holding hands :) Leslie and Brianne are holding hands, but their fingers are all fucked up and intertwined.

Anonymous asked: leslie and brianne watch i saw the tv glow Leslie and Brianne are watching the movie on their couch. Leslie is all emotional. Brianne says, "Okay, but that luna juice look tasty as hell though? I wanna slurp that shit up lol"

Anonymous asked: could you draw leslie and brianne as puppets, please? :] Brianne is a muppet, and Leslie is a sock puppet. Brianne says, "Horaaaaay!" Leslie says, "Hey, no fair! Why am I a sock?"

Anonymous asked: Could you draw Leslie doing a big flip??? Please???? Leslie is doing a big flip on a skateboard. Brianne says, "Cool!"

Anonymous asked: Can you draw Brianne giving Garfield a fist bump Brianne is giving Lasagna Cat a fist bump.

Anonymous asked: Draw Leslie doing a handstand Leslie is doing a handstand while Brianne holds up Leslie's skirt, preventing it from falling. However, Brianne's skirt is falling down.

penguinsinhell asked: can i see Lesley and Brianne's reacion to the nintendo switch 2 Leslie and Brianne are sitting on their couch, watching the Switch 2 direct. Brianne is imagining using a Switch 2 joy con as a fridge magnet to hang up a jury duty letter.

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Leslie is lighting up a cigarette on the stove. Behind her, Brianne is bending backwards from her hips up. BRIANNE: Hey Leslie, check it out, I'm reverse bowing! This is how they flip people off in Japan.

Wacky Lesbian Hour (SPANISH DUB) YouTube video by Keith Stack

🎵UPSIDE, INSIDE OUT
HORA LÉSBICA LOCA🎵

An official Spanish dub of the latest Wacky Lesbian Hour short is out now, thanks to the incredible folks at @rocadubbing.bsky.social

youtu.be/x6Cf758ZTUI

Brianne and Leslie are showcasing their Newgrounds "Frontpaged" trophies from 2025 and 2005 on a shelf. The 2005 trophy is a bit old and dusty. Big text reads, "Thanks for the Frontpaged-ing!" A mouse looks on and thinks, "Blam this piece of crap!"

Thank you @newgrounds.com!! 🧡🤍

Wacky Lesbian Hour YouTube video by Keith Stack

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso5...

Brianne and Leslie are sitting on their couch. Brianne is holding a video game controller. BRIANNE: Duuuhh... How do I turn off gyro controls again?? LESLIE (smug): Heh... It's actually pronounced YEEro.

Brianne sees a sign that says, "VOTE HERE TODAY | VOTE AQUI HOY" outside of a building. She runs into the building, and writes in "Aqui Hoy" for President on a ballot.

Brianne is sitting at the computer, watching Wacky Lesbian Hour: Ep 1 on Newgrounds. BRIANNE: Boy, we've been around for a while, huh? Though maybe some of our stuff has, aaah, not aged too well... LESLIE: Yeah, especially out WW2-era material! Leslie is seen holding an old film reel of the 1942 classic short, "Leslie & Brianne Slap and Tease the Japanese!"

Brianne and Leslie are drinking coffee in a diner. BRIANNE (hungover): Oof... my head is killing me... (raising up her arm) I may be getting TOO OLD for all-night, get-drunk-watch-Monk sessions... LESLIE: Y'know, it's very unnatural to hold your arm up like that when you talk... BRIANNE (pointing her finger upwards): I disagree. I think it's VERY natural. LESLIE: That's not even your dominant arm.

Leslie and Brianne are passed out in their living room, surrounded by empty beer cans and bottles. Light passing through the window wakes up a hungover Leslie. She looks at the TV. An "Are you still watching "Monk"?" screen is displayed. Leslie hurls a beer bottle at the TV while yelling, "Yes, I'm still watching fucking Monk!"

Here are some more Leslie & Brianne stories!

Wacky Lesbian Quest
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Proposal
keithstack.tumblr.com/post/7085144...

Leslie and Brianne Get a New Neighbor
keithstack.tumblr.com/post/7304543...

Leslie and Brianne Get Married
keithstack.tumblr.com/post/7307118...

We see Leslie's dad sitting in a chair. LESLIE'S DAD (growing in intensity until his eyes are bulging out of his head): YaaaAAAAAAAAH We see Brianne and Leslie sitting on a couch next to Leslie's dad. BRIANNE: Is your dad okay? LESLIE: Yeah, that's just kinda how he yawns.

Leslie and Brianne are laying in bed. Leslie is fast asleep, while Brianne is awake and futzing around on her phone. BRIANNE'S PHONE (loudly): WITH LIBERTY MUTUAL INSURAN- The loud phone startles Brianne, and awakens Leslie. LESLIE (groggily): Huh? Brianne furiously taps at her phone to quiet it. LESLIE: Whuh was that? Whuh's goin' on? Brianne tucks Leslie back into bed. BRIANNE: Shh... This is a dream. You're dreaming. Go back to sleep. LESLIE: Oh, okay...

Leslie and Brianne are sitting on their couch. BRIANNE: You’ve got something in your teeth. LESLIE: Oh, can you get it? Brianne shoves her entire upper-torso into Leslie’s mouth. LESLIE (thinking): Hey, is she taking a nap in my mouth again? We see that Brianne is taking a nap in Leslie’s mouth. BRIANNE: Ah, so warm and cozy…

Leslie and Brianne are walking towards the entrance of a nail salon. BRIANNE: Why do they always wear masks at this place? Even before COVID. LESLIE: I think it’s because they deal with dangerous chemicals all day. Leslie and Brianne enter the nail salon, and two employees notice them. EMPLOYEE (whispering into other employee’s ear): Oh jeez, it’s those ladies who smell weird as hell again. Grab me my mask!