TRUMP: Surrender, or I'll kill every last one of you!!!

IRAN: Roll over and beg.

TRUMP: Yes, sir!

IRAN: Good bitch.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

The missing episode I most want back? The one where Jamie and Ben go at it like knives on the TARDIS console. What do you mean I dreamt it?!
#doctorwho

Watched Doctor Who Season 2 (or whatever you call Ncuti’s second series), but stopped before Wish World. It’s a such a strong run. That finale really sucked the life out of the show.

Grasping at straws? ME?? OK, people just didn't like it as much. Joy To The World getting 76 AI is heartbreaking. I loved it. Kind of funny Wiki can't list AIs beyond that point, though.
#DoctorWho

Was there a change of how AIs are calculated between 2023 and 2024? #DoctorWho 60th specials + Xmas special get 84, 83, 85, 82. Then Season 1, every episode before the finale 2 parter gets under 80. Even Boom and Boom is awesome. If anything it should be the other way round, that finale sucked.

If I could afford Disney+, I’d cancel my Disney+.

Yay, sir.

The people Starmer wants to appease HATE HIM. He has nothing to lose by telling the flag shaggers (and that psycho junkie Musk) to shut the fuck up. Ban Twitter while he’s at it. Give the rest of the country (the majority, despite what the Mail says) something to be proud of.

Saw another thing about Gatwa leaving #DoctorWho because he was exhausted. He hated it, didn't he? Have you seen his insta? Man's got God bod. No way doing less than half the time Capaldi managed was just too much for him. It's code for "this sucks, I'm out". Nice of him to lie, though, I guess.

I just heard a guy I had a secret thing with years ago (we were both in the closet back then) now has a wife and kids. I mean, I'm happy for him, but also, I can't believe he's cheating on me.

Day spent trying to not let a colleague know I fancy him rotten. Exhausting.

😂😂😂

Think I just got the 4 minute warning, so had a wank.

I’m up now, so may as well watch The Pirate Planet and eat a big bowl of Coco Pops.

I hate it so much!

Dreamt I was in Die Hard. Me and McClane hiding from bad guys in dark offices. We end up doing it on a conference table. Too many of my dreams end that way.

Half sorry for / half bloody fuming at Angela Rayner. Hate the people her resignation pleases and yet Labour did make a point of holding higher standards. What a shitty situation.

Right, back to looking at daddy bears on insta.

Too tired from following hot guys to post anything funny or interesting.