Can any dream interpreters let me know why I had a chicken katsu curry in a bag in my dream last night?

A green and white striped football shirt with rainbow cuffs, bearing the number 18 on the back. The quality of the shirt belies the quality of the player wearing it.

GW1 @unionstreetfc.bsky.social

WFH productivity has nosedived this week as new internet with a handy meshing system means I can more easily look at memes at my desk.

Do Arsenal finally not need a new striker?

#klompdenier

Some names here

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Farke. He was in trouble at the end of last season and it’s only a matter of time.

This is a great punchline I wrote for a joke about an octopus. Sadly I cannot remember the joke.

A pretty good drawing of a horse and a flower, on a desk in an office. A colourful object with the word ‘Joy’ on it stands, ironically, next to it.

Spotted on a postdoc’s desk at work.

Fair use! Fair use!

Have you ever seen both @themerl.bsky.social and Milk-o-Mania used in a friendly workplace reminder before?

After all, why wouldn’t we?

Not to be a pedant, but last season our squad average age was about 33, so it follows that this year it is probably 34. I’m not saying that is good, in any way.

I don’t think I have ever been this sweaty in my life and I am generally a sweaty man.

Fun for all the family tonight. Ten on ten.

Last night’s lighten was a fantastic album from The Delgados. Didn’t garner much of a reaction from the family I’m sad to say. I loved it however.

And tonight was this classic, picked up from Truck Store for a huge £4.50. I’m a huge fan of Duke; other family members were not as keen as I was, but didn’t go as far as disliking. #dukeellington #vinyl

So two weeks off turned into four weeks of sick leave as my back has turned to dust. Happy to report that we are now back to records as I can sit at a table again. Last night we enjoyed this Marnie Stern joint. Big thumbs up from the baby who was grooving whilst eating a burger. #marniestern #vinyl

The only redeeming quality about West Brom is the lad in the combi boiler suit. #DERWBA

It has taken 34 years and ten months, but last night I finally used ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ in a sentence. (I realised immediately after that I meant ‘disestablishmentarianism’.)

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Obviously tonight not last night, I am so incredibly ready for two weeks off work.

Got through this utterly huge rager last night. One of my favourite albums as a mid- to late-teenager and still rips today. Super wintery album. Theo tonight was more taken by a nappy bag floating through the air but Holly listened eagerly to my musings about the feels I get from this. #autolux

We’re currently doing a side a night due to time constraints, and we’ve started the week with this absolute all-timer. Soundtrack of my youth baby! The fact that I now have a baby is really bringing the whole aging thing home. #deftones

‘My Plague’ is such a great song #slipknot

*Fomies FFS

Tonight was Fomie’s ‘Ominus Prominence’, which came curtesy of the Limited Addition record club. Theo bounced a bit and I really enjoyed it personally, must invest more listening and had in-laws talking over it.

Sorry been manic recently. Last night was this incredible offering. All family huge fans. Theo’s favourite track is ‘Apple’.

We had to do this over two nights. It very much confused Holly and her mum, but Theo was all over it like a dog on a new lamppost. Absolute banger album, love Cardiacs, love music that sounds better than the Beatles one minute and like a carnival on amphetamine another. #nowspinning #vinyl #cardiacs