Was presenting and pulled up a website that had personalized ads because I logged in w my Gmail account and they were all Bike speedo ads 😭😭

Learned I'm at my fattest in years right before I'm gonna be on a live stream for the first time ever

They changed all the parking in Brighton to permit parking and it's devastating

Wearing a jock to the doctors so I weigh less

Vinyl DJs act like they're a protected class

Very glad both my office crushes show chest hair with the shirts they wear. Also makes hard to not just stare at their chest when I'm talking to them in person lol

Still running the Boston marathon

All I really wanna know is how hairy he is lol

I think I be forgetting that any music I play is gay guy music bc I'm a gay guy

Just showed up to this party and this guy who I've been avoiding for over a year is working the door lmfaoooooo i don't have any bad blood w him but I learned some not great things about him

One of the worst parts about being ugly is nobody remembers you, especially the people you find hot

Calling frank ocean gay is bisexual erasure!!!

Been watching worst cooks in America the reality TV stars version and while CT has never had a face card, he's so thicc now. He's got me like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

If someone told me sooner I could edit texts in Google message I would've been switched to it ages ago

I find it so hard to be mean and rude to people, even those I don't like, idk how other people do it lol

I came into the office bc it's someone's last day and other people said they were coming in and nobody is here 😭😭

An expresso with bretfist would be bad for my 80HD

I know something is up with me mentally because I didn't even listen to the new Kelela until now

Just realizing how bad the AI posters are gonna be for pride parties this year 😭😭

My two 6'+ tall wrk crushes are not at the conference this year and I'm devastated. The one thing I look forward to is standing between them while talking to both and just looking up at them lol

New hire says sorry to damn near everything, and I want to shake her and be like STOP SAYING SORRY!! She'll ask a completely reasonable question then apologize for asking it and I'm just like who hurt you so much?????

They love to say it as if they didn't vote for him too lol

🤚 Ppl at my wrk love to say one big beautiful bill act

Wrk conference already killing me and making me want to sleep lol

Cece Peniston's Finally describes how I feel about sitting in New York

Going out in New York always reaffirms my attraction to men

I'm so sorry Blaze for what they did to My Beat

Begrudgingly at royale tonight and forgot how terrible of a crowd this place attracts

Crazy there's a town called ManAssas

Meet a random guy at central on air on Tuesday and we followed each other on Insta. I thought he was cute and then he posted a thirst trap of his lean body w abs today on Insta and I'm like hmmmmmmm