Every Day Garbage Day For Garbage Man

Every Day Garbage Day For Garbage Man

This is real.

A chain of small bars in theatres?

freakin hell yeah

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

Brandon's mayor gets it. Brooooooooooose!

Wtf, i just had to learn about Clavicular and now you’re telling me there’s a Sneako, too?

The kids are all right.

Dad pun of the year so far, imo

-This Mission? Impossible.
-Fall out!

The sheep against whom all others are measured and found wanting.

Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

They say the Easter Bunny brings Easter eggs, but they don't tell you where the eggs come from. The Easter Bunny don't lay 'em, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. What I'm sayin' is,

Bollards save lives. End of story.
#WorldBollardAssociation

The Liam Excursion Module

this thread is perfect and only getting better

The Scene That Clint Eastwood Cut to Make Unforgiven a Classic There was originally supposed to be one more scene before the end of Unforgiven, and by cutting it, Clint Eastwood cemented the film's masterpiece status

If you want to read a little more about Unforgiven, this is good (by @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social)

Cool thing I just learned: David Webb Peoples, who wrote the screenplay, also wrote or co-wrote Twelve Monkeys and Blade Runner. Also Ladyhawke (uncredited).
www.rogerebert.com/mzs/the-scen...

I imagine at some point I'll get used to it, and of course those closest to me will adjust (they're good like that), but boy losing even just a little bit of your hearing can quickly become isolating. I imagine it was much worse in the days before screens and such...

The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer 2 YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

I hope this makes 20 billion dollars www.youtube.com/watch?v=826S...

Word.

It's not even the shitty vibes elsewhere that had people head here, it's that even if the vibe is all right, the ads/clickbait/etc just suck all the fun out of it.

We are the commodity and it's become impossible to ignore.

The bottom is stuck to the paper, depriving the eater of 30% of their muffin.

I know the muffin tops are better than the stumps, but still - I’d like the whole thing @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social

PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED

2025 — “the other day”
2024 — “a few months ago”
2021-2023 — “last year”
2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?”
2016-2019 — “a couple years ago”
2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago”
2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

PET PEEVE: I see 'thief' misspelled more than I see it spelled correctly. Can't all be typos.

Glum George Lucas talks about how important trade disputes are.

look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging