It’s time

Pray for me. I have 170 new names I have to remember starting tomorrow.

Hopefully I’ll get them down before Christmas break.

Oh hell yes…I’m in

YESSSSSSSSSSS *inhale* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Those exact sea turtles were definitely a major piece of the inspiration for this story!

THAT SCHOOL BUS YOU SAW TODAY…BUY 3 FOR EVERY KID ON IT

Ok so I wrote a book.

Please buy a million copies or my feelings will be hurt.

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What the fuck are we even doing? Just pure hatred/evil.

I don’t understand

Keep talking and we will put a working oil rig in left center

It’s called innovation, Brian. Read a book for once in your life.

Man I am SO glad our championship game was not this stressful. I might not be here today if it had been.

Nvm I sneezed 4 times just now

The most consistent thing about me is I will sneeze exactly twice every single time I walk out into the Sun

Forgot the word assuming there, but you get the point

I’m rollie pollies from A Bugs Life are on the other side?

I hope the woolly mice are doing ok

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Some day I will get my life together and put away my laundry

Nvm the hail did it for me

Im going to punch every crane fly in the face

Clearly a flagrant 2. Kick him out.

I’m standing directly in front of the TV about 6 inches from the screen

It’s time

See my hope was this obviously terrifying species would see Elon, realize we aren’t worth the effort, then leave us alone. Then, at worse, Elon is light years away from us.

Send Elon to go check it out. I’m sure it’s fine.

Didn’t need to say it

Worth it for this picture alone

Also hard to be depressed when you get to look at Sainz’s face

That was us*

That’s a WAY more fun thing to be depressed about

Oof yeah that was yesterday. Godspeed 🫡