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Posts by Ken Lauder

Between the "male loneliness" beat and the "passport bro" beat, there sure is a lot of ink being spent on pieces of shit who can't find friends or dates because they're sentient piles of hot wet trash

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eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! *thumb up*

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MULCHERS NO! STOP!! GET IN THAT BUBBLE!!

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At the ol PICTURES is it?? :D

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Are you just aw aboot the moon's chebs or whit?

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The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

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Oh...erm....thank you!

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A dragon used to fly around Edinburgh, terrorising locals and eating their livestock. One day it ate so much, it lay down for a sleep and never woke up. Its body became the hill know as Arthur’s Seat.

#mythologymonday #Scotland 
art: 'Sleeping Dragon' by Stephen G. Rae

A dragon used to fly around Edinburgh, terrorising locals and eating their livestock. One day it ate so much, it lay down for a sleep and never woke up. Its body became the hill know as Arthur’s Seat. #mythologymonday #Scotland art: 'Sleeping Dragon' by Stephen G. Rae

A dragon used to fly around Edinburgh, terrorising locals and eating their livestock. One day it ate so much, it lay down for a sleep and never woke up. Its body became the hill know as Arthur’s Seat.

#mythologymonday #Scotland
art: 'Sleeping Dragon' by Stephen G. Rae

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That 2nd picture is absolutely ridiculous quality, stop being so bloody talented.

Kind regards...

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Barry: Right, s'all pretty basic. Pull cord to not die.
Barry: Nothing in the book about clothes...
Barry: Unfortunately. 
Liz: Sod off, Barry! Nude Skydiving's on my Fuck-it list! 
Liz: Alright, cheers! 
Barry: Well, she's off the plane. Legally speaking I'm no longer viable.

Barry: Right, s'all pretty basic. Pull cord to not die. Barry: Nothing in the book about clothes... Barry: Unfortunately. Liz: Sod off, Barry! Nude Skydiving's on my Fuck-it list! Liz: Alright, cheers! Barry: Well, she's off the plane. Legally speaking I'm no longer viable.

Post image Post image Liz: CHRIST'S ARSEHOLE
FUCKED IT DIDN'T I
Liz: ARRGH
WHY IS THIS HAYSTACK HARDER THAN TITANIUM
IT MAKES NO SENSE
Liz: FOUND THE NEEDLE
FIND THE FUCKING NEEDLE
MARRIED TO THE NEEDLE IN THE EYES OF GOD
I REITERATE: ARRRGGGGHHH
Liz: oh. hey~

Liz: CHRIST'S ARSEHOLE FUCKED IT DIDN'T I Liz: ARRGH WHY IS THIS HAYSTACK HARDER THAN TITANIUM IT MAKES NO SENSE Liz: FOUND THE NEEDLE FIND THE FUCKING NEEDLE MARRIED TO THE NEEDLE IN THE EYES OF GOD I REITERATE: ARRRGGGGHHH Liz: oh. hey~

#portfolioday postd as I want to raise money for my holiday to Japan in November and even a small nixer helps #🎨sketch #webcomic

I drew this series of silly pages for Merry Hell, a webcomic by @stuartgipp.bsky.social

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When you're leaving the cinema but there's a mid-credits scene

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Budding black silhouette of tree against orange and dark blue sunset with white contrail seemingly dropping into the tree

Budding black silhouette of tree against orange and dark blue sunset with white contrail seemingly dropping into the tree

"Sorry I'm running late, I had to stop and watch a tree catch a contrail," is valid right?

I hate being late, but *gestures wildly at the inconceivable beauty of trees/starts crying because sunset*

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Who's that third character? 🤔

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The really rather lovely NESbook, plus its associated bookmark and art cards are now in my possession! Not pictured: the pins that are now in my cork board.

The book will be available on the Ninty Media store soon, and you’d better believe I’ll let you know.

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Hope it was on their face 👍

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three men are standing in front of a fire background . ALT: three men are standing in front of a fire background .
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*Three Year Post-Doc opportunity*: 'The Horror of Place-Based Harms’

Details here:
tinyurl.com/5cfr8xnb
Deadline: 05/07/2026, 11:59 PM

#horrorNU

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The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

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WHY YA RERMINDIN PEOPLE'A THESE THINGS

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April 6th, my birthday, is the first Draw Merry Day in a good while - possibly over a year.

Q&A

Q: Do I have to draw Merry? I hate her!

A: No. You can draw someone else from Merry Hell. Or nothing at all, I’m not your dad.

Q: Does it have to be good?

A: Of course not. Is the original?

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In a wild deviation from the expected result, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is.....decent!

We are through the looking glass here, people.

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Some sad news to report, I'm afraid... Jeff Grant, the director of legendary public information film Lonely Water, died on 13 March. He fought to include the film's horror elements, and they proved so successful that it opened the door to the shocking PIFs that we know and love. (1/2)

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A pixel art image of the face of a bear from the video game "Altered Beast" (1989). Its expression is one of "grim bear determination".

A pixel art image of the face of a bear from the video game "Altered Beast" (1989). Its expression is one of "grim bear determination".

Hello. It is me. I am Bear, from Sega's hit 1988 game, Altered Beast. I hope your day is going well. Do you have any honey. Hello

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I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."

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The False God exposed.

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Expected nothing less.

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#TeamFreya 👍

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Ran this through the Shadeometer and it came back indicating some shade.

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In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

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So you've basically just outed yourself as a spy here. "I'm just here for cake" Classic spy cover.

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