Marge is unpacking the paper grocery bag that Homer brought back to the vacation cabin. She holds an enema kit and says, “Gee, I don’t know what you’ve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.”
Undead ghoul Steven Miller tells blobfish Stephen Cheung that trump has been pooping constantly. Cheung replies that trump must have misunderstood their “flood the zone” strategy.
Vance, Wiles, Rubio, and Miller conspire to cheer up sad shambling trump by bombing more Venezuelan fishermen.
Trump and Epstein are very on fire in hell. They face each other and smile. Ivana looks on. Also on fire.
Vance says “in the past we had stupid presidents” while trump plays with a green, plastic army man.
Making sure that the algorithm knows how I feel about trump. These are all hand drawn cartoons by me. #politicalcartoons
Black and white pencil on grey paper drawing of young teen with long dark hair wearing a big, floppy hat.
This morning I drew this quick portrait of a fellow artist. With my hand, on paper. #portrait #art
one reason you dont elect racists is they think “it will be so easy” to win a war in the middle east based on nothing more than what they believe is their superior dna
A black and white sketch on purple paper of an artist sitting in a chair sketching her little heart out. Her hair is messy and she looks disheveled.
One of my art homies drew me!!
Jesus doesn't want to wake up to the horror.
Sketchy acrylic portrait of a middle aged white man with gravitas. He looks like he could have advised Henry VIII.
Portrait in progress. This is a fellow local art club member who traded me for one of his gorgeous pastel landscapes.
“Help, I need to go to the ER because my power went out and there is no man” 🤔
I do think it’s very funny to convert to Catholicism as an ordinary if mildly famous person at the time only to have the Pope eventually become one of your biggest haters
Trump watches daily montages of things being blown up in Iran, and last year the White House posted video of immigrants in shackles, with handcuffs and chains jingling. They called the footage 'ASMR.' #Trump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #StephenMiller
Drawing of guy on motorcycle giving Nazi salute.
Whoa, were we at the same protest? I saw this guy.
A sketchy cartoon of a Nazi riding a motorcycle.
Artist’s impression of the motorcycle guy who roared past the #nokings protest yesterday, doing a Nazi salute and yelling something. His voice was very gravelly. He could have been RFK Jr.
"All of DOGE’s work could be undone as lawsuit against Musk proceeds"
PLEASE, let this be true. Not sure we can believe this.
This might be our biggest dream!
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Hey I drew this cartoon yesterday. Not very many people saw it.
Cartoon drawing of a chunky ice goon shoving a cinnamon bun down his throat. Icing drips onto his big boy soldier outfit.
A cartoon drawing of a zaftig ICE goon shoving a large cinnamon bun into his mouth. Sticky globs of frosting fall onto his silly battle rattle.
I’m looking for a legal expert who can speak on travelers’ theoretical legal protections against ICE / TSA. Anyone here fit that bill?
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help me spread the word? I have four more Jeremy Creatures available at my Big Cartel shop. Any sales are very much appreciated.
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The millions who practice Islam are just as American as anyone else. They pay taxes, own businesses & serve in the armed forces. Many have been here for generations.
The surge of anti-Muslim hate has caused them to feel threatened in their own country.
Free link: archive.ph/eavxO
A mostly white cat with black spots lounges on his side on a fabric covered ottoman, next to a ukulele.
My son, Rat Boy.
marshy wetland. shallow water with felled trees across the surface left to right. bright green vegetation in the background. location is Medina Marsh, a preservation project.
college basketball tournament is trademarked but Marsh Madness is not.
El hombre más poderoso del mundo, el faro de la derecha colombiana pidiendo "cacao" en el medio oriente...
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one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl
