They went after this person even though they already convicted the person responsible for the crimes, What?!?!

Il take pan of your nachos then and even though I couldn't finishing myself, that would not stop me from trying

Not going to lie. I want that plate of food

In Tuapse, the firefighters are unable to extinguish the fire, so they decided just to take photos in front of it.

We are speed running a somehow worse version of Dune

I bet half of ha of hacking and other AI would be finding the prompts that break its own rules

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

the deference being that if you replace the cigars with dip you get Jesse Ventura

I was thinking it would be more like cigars and back child support

what do you think Guile's breath smells like?

you a low down brother killing sun of a bitch would know nothing about you and you crew of heartless ass kissing low lifes can bring it and I will always be ready" 2/2

Max is standing in the middle of audience holding his belt over his head with one hand " see this Andore this is what have people that adore you more then the bootlickers that you surround yourself with it take to have fans takes hart something that Spritz shows every time we fight something... 1/2

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

Moon Ghost

whomst among us hasn't looked at a pope and thought, hmpf, weak on nuclear weapons

Astronauts are trained for decades in some of the most physically and mentally grueling environments of any career. They’re some of the smartest people on the planet. And yet, once they get up there, Microsoft Outlook is borked. @samleecole.bsky.social reports.

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Brazilian former model says Trump ally used influence to have her deported amid child custody battle In an exclusive interview with O GLOBO, Amanda Ungaro says Paolo Zampolli — a White House–linked envoy — asked ICE to detain her and later contacted prosecutors about the couple’s son’s testimony

It's unclear why Zampolli thought that deporting Amanda Ungaro to Brazil was the same thing as making her silent. She is posting up a storm on Twitter, threatening to spill secrets, and Melania Trump just gave a visibly nervous press conference about Epstein. 3/

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Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

When you do as much brown nosing as this guy everything must smell like shit

Top things to say to your partner in bed

It time for lord bison to rebrand maybe something closer to what doctor doom is doing

“Instructor is a drama queen. He stopped in the middle of a lecture to announce, ‘ONE OF YOU WILL BETRAY ME,’ right after I had told him that I was switching advisors.”

Will do

Who is that disappointed guy on your shirt?

Can we conscientious object to paying taxes?

you've seen people ask for a Mario football game but I promise you've never seen anyone do it like @markroebuck.bsky.social