aww fuck aww shit not this again

You're welcome 🍑

Goth boob

Not a day goes by when I'm not flashing the Internet people.

If your software requires an ever-expanding array of data centers to run, you fucked up. You're a bad engineer. You should be embarrassed. People should stop giving money to you until you learn to do things efficiently.

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

New thong dropping soon 😏

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

A red Subaru Outback with the Maine license plate "Subussy". It also has a trans-pride sticker, a Carmax sticker and a "we ❤️ our 🧠" sticker

Ok, which one of you is this?

Some people weren’t around for the fail whale days of twitter and it shows 🤣🤣🤣

Ailing ASHwell: Vital LGBTQ+ nonprofit holds emergency fundraiser A nonprofit that offers vital sexual health services and gender-affirming care to Austin’s LGBTQ+ community held an emergency fundraiser this week to stave off layoffs. Austin Sexual Health and…

New from me @atxfreepress.bsky.social: ASHwell is a nonprofit offering testing, treatment & support for sexually transmitted infections, access to PrEP & gender affirming care for residents of Austin and elsewhere in Texas.

But now the jobs of over 50 workers are at risk in a financial emergency.

Princess Treatment #farcille

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Again Again Aberdeen-raised director Mia Moore’s debut film, executive produced by Lilly Wachowski, is a heady, romantic sci-fi starring a trans woman who enters a new day after ten years stuck in “the loop.”

AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!!

I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out!

www.siff.net/festival/aga...

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week

what is stopping us

who cares what party they are in

Just horrible!

Black and white but make it ✨sexy✨

When people are like, "Where is the money for X going to come from?" I'm like, the police budget. The money you are looking for is in the police budget. It's in police contracts (many of which mandate an annual increase--PVD's does) & police pensions, but it's also in things like the supply budget

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

A NSFW illustration of two women having sex in a high-rise office. The woman on the left (Laure Laloi) has short reddish-purple hair, and is wearing a black strap-on harness and lace stockings. She has a tattoo on her lower chest and another on her arm that says "Ladykiller." The woman on the right (Anna Turney) has medium brown hair, and is wearing a black skirt and light sheer blouse. Miss Turney has lipstick marks on her body and clothes. Laure is gripping the leg of Anna who is on her back on the large wooden desk. All the while strapping away at her client's freedom (euphemism teehee.) In the background, there is a highrise city-scape filling the view of the window, with three wooden blinds at different heights. There are clothes hanging on the office chair. On the desk there is a binder that says "Laloi and Associates" with the label "clients" on it. There is an open legal-pad on the desk with a scribble on it, near a large black computer monitor. There is a bureau by a nearby wall with a small plant next to it, and two suggestive paintings above the bureau. This was weird to write but I just kept going as a challenge to myself, sorry if I ruined my reputation somehow.

"Thanks for calling the law offices of Laure Laloi and Associates. I'm sorry, but Miss Laloi is very busy in a very important meeting with ADA Anna Turney and will have to call you back."

What a deal!

Beach time Korra

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it's beautiful how women look incredible in both dresses and suits ...

A graphic that reads: Source request: What does it look like when we let trans people thrive? When public systems support trans people? When health care is free and accessible, and spaces are affirming? What are the solutions for making trans lives better? What could trans utopia look like? I am looking for specific stories of trans people from all walks of life across Canada who’ve been given space to not only survive, but thrive. People who are interested in speaking about how certain policies, systems, or resources have made their lives easier and better as trans people. Is this you or someone you know? Pop me an email at: mel.woods@xtramagazine.com

SOURCE CALLOUT 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨ (Please share!)

I'm working on a large print feature for later this year that asks a big question:

What does it look like when we let trans people thrive?

I'm looking to talk to a few everyday trans people from across Canada about what that idea means to them.

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