I just randomly remembered the phrase "touch my butt and buy me pizza" from tumblr crica 2011 and cringed like i felt the cold touch of something malevolent.

Woof

What's happening in Virginia?

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

I make an admission to the diaspora, I had never heard aquemini beyond rosa parks. Until today.

Companies are actively driving people off the internet with the sheer sludge of AI pouring out of every orifice.

Wait, there's a new Arakawa anime?!
Do I partake in what the queen cooked?

It is the greatest anime of all time. I'll fight anyone on that.

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

Off the top of your head, can you name 5 musicians your partner loves?

Btw, i cannot find this game physical anywhere. We're just in the age where stores are so drastically undershipped. I had the same issue with pokopia.

Femcels are so wild

Raptors should trade BI and Jak.
Trade BI to the Hawks or Magic. Raptors offence is best when the ball moves and the defence fuels runouts. I think BI's languid pace makes it harder on the entire team. They need to fit pieces around the players who have clearly formed their core playstyle.

Yeah man, I don't think I'd sign up for that either. Came to coach a contender and the bulls completely lost the plot.

Even when I doubted myself, i was right.

Scottie-Ja'Kobe-RJ-BI-CMB starting five is right there

"I'm becoming a republican because democrats are being mean about a genecidal rogue state that has effectively spiderwebbed the entire into it's warmongering" is almost too on the nose.

Like I'm not even mad at anyone outside of BI, who was so terrible. Darko didn't play his pieces right to compensate for losing IQ and facing a very different Cavs team.

Not starting Scottie at PG told me instantly that the Raptors were not making the fundemental adjust for advantages out the gate. Starting Jak just confirmed that.

drop dead

Olivia's ability to write perfectly serrated, cringy, sincere pop music studies from the SZA school of songwriting.
open.spotify.com/track/7Hc6qc...

Capgods bro.
Mans like capcom are untouchable.

Option c doing crazy numbers

That push off was disgusting

Immediately knew it was doomed the minute I saw Shead starting. Genuinely confused by darko.

Raptors looking like they've made no adjustments. 5 turnovers is embrassing.

Darko not starting Scottie at PG.
Sigh.

Scottie Barnes getting the recognition he deserves.

The 2025-26 Kia NBA Defensive Player of the Year is... Victor Wembanyama!

And yup, this is was always gonna be the swing element of the series. They're just so bereft of shooting without Quick.

Can't believe I'm at work instead of getting high like a disciplined delinquent.