if we drop him in the ocean the ocean going to give us another cambrian type of evolution monster that will take him out

“they” want us to believe a comet is an alien ship so “they” gave it a cool name like we in a syfy movie 😭 like pls be so very serious and stop talking about it if we have to keep paying bills!

trying to stay awake at work when i also fell asleep as soon as i got home

looking at my ao3 history and the damning realization of exactly when i started to enjoy a specific genre of tags has been a shock 🫢

🤝🏾 here to provide support

if you put any snacks in that bag they will taste like the oil - don’t ask me how i know pls

i’ve been waiting for a fic to update since 2016 ill give it a bit more time before i give up on an update.

just had a realization

made me so mad 😭

i just shivered 😭

we are so beyond volcanic 🙂‍↕️

everything is adds or ai and im so sick of it 😫

every app sucks bawlls like they’re so terrible to be on 😭

some people have never been beaten up with a wet plastic bag full of oranges and i think that’s the problem with society nowadays.

her: You can’t please me like he can
also her right in front of his cock : 🧎‍♂️

you can’t never please me 🥺👄
like btch you was kneeling there ready to twerk on a dime for it 😒

When they were filming nosferatu they made light illegal i fear

nosferatu scattering to me like RATS

I saw Aaron’s Johnson looking at me from the screen 😬

his back was arching he was sucking and fucking i saw !

orlock really bouncing on it for thomas like ok man

i need to be sent home 🔜

“i’m really excited for the new movie”I exclaims with excitement Little did i know it would be a feature A creature feature featuring the creature.

very cute

ate so much i got mad ngl like why tf i’m i so full for? drove home mad as hell 😡

what if superbat 🙂‍↕️

school mascot !

EXACTLY

GIVE IT TO ME NEOW🔫

imagine