This is probably sad for Chuck Grassley seeing his first dog dug up.

I do not have one of these

We should all wear tan suits to vote in person

Um. Surely you don't mean moi. I'm a perfect angel.

*Bill Barr enters chat*

Yea I tried google lens and couldn't find them either but thank you

Can an internet sleuth find these exact same cowboy boots for me PLEEEEEEEASE

I haven't checked the news since last night

Are we all dead yet

Friend: I need some help

Me: *struggling to super glue something and ending up supergluing my fingers together then gluing them to the thing I was trying to glue* well you've come to the right place

What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what

My favorite Bible passage is in the book of Vincent Vega and Marseillus Wallace's Wife Chapter 1 v.9 when Jules Winnfield asks, "does Marseillus Wallace look like a bitch?"

Absolutely
No problems at all
Everything is super duper
No issues
Living the life
Everything is awesome

I agree and am a politics major and have studied the constitution and history and am a lawyer but our 3 branches of government are broken. We are not living in lawful times. At all.

Oh he's on board

Yassssss

There's a brand new baby elephant at the Smithsonian zoo.

For now.

I'll be purchasing an SUV soon.

Not related tho.

Is everyone ok

I mean that relatively of course not like in a normal sense of ok

Oh ok cool

I've been right about everything I've ever said about this for 10 years.

This country will not survive a full term by this administration. We aren't even a year and a half in. We will not.

When I send people the wrong emojis I just roll w it. I accidentally sent someone a fax machine instead of a castle and they're like wth does this mean and I said if you can't figure it out then idk what to tell you.
For some of my friends this would bother them literally all day which tickles me.

🫶

Ok so no sassy blonde with giant curly hair button to mash then

Gelatinous is the clue who is a giant blob

This is probably true lol

I know what's wrong with it; it ain't got no gas in it

Y'all should see me with tiny dog on Google Maps as a google street view car drove by us walking this morning. I have a super cute outfit on and tiny dog looks handsome. My hair is curly and huge so you can't miss us. We're kind of a big deal around here.

Apparently but I can't confirm 💯

From now on when people come to me at work with legal issues I'm just going to say we need to get rid of the windmills and walk away.

Tomorrow will be even dumber in this country.

Remarkable.

And some dry white toast