Absolutely no one:

The writers of JASON GOES TO HELL:

Me waking up every morning to have a “wonderful day”:

I feel honored to be your second follower. 🥹

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OH and pretty boys… pretty boys help too. 😅

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Hope this sends a message to the entertainment industry that sometimes all you need is a talented cast and a good story. I say this as big fan of Stranger Things, but more spectacle doesn’t always equal more fanfare and YES you can bank on queer stories to hook an audience!

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It’s kinda cool that a little gay show from Canada with no budget came swinging out the gate and has been dominating public discourse and the zeitgeist in the midst of Stranger Things’ biggest and most expensive final season. LONG LIVE THE ERA OF HEATED RIVALRY!

Made the mistake of smoking before I restarted my Heated Rivalry rewatch and now I can’t stop speaking to my dog in a Russian accent.

How it feels listening to the Heated Rivalry playlist for the first time after finishing the show:

Ok so LOST HORIZON features some beautiful production design but the musical sequences in this prove that some horizons should uh... stay lost. #31daysofmusicals

Little bit of Jonas magic while we’re still sort of in the Christmas spirit! #31daysofMusicals

Annnnd now curving our rule to introduce a friend to the movie that had a CHOKEHOLD on me in high school: RENT #31daysofmusicals

Our first pick of the year is 1952’s Danny Kaye star vehicle: HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN which is uh… interesting 🙃

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HAPPY JANUARY FRIENDS!! It's time for our annual #31daysofMusicals marathon! Every day in January Jus and I take turns picking a different movie musical at least one of us has never seen. This year marks our SIXTH year of doing this!

Stranger Things Series Finale Spoilers Without Context:

I don’t think I’ve seen ANY movie theater this crowded since maybe H*rry P*tter and the Deathly H*llows Pt II? Every single concessions register is open and has lines basically out the door?!? It was ingenious of them to release the finale in theaters.

Fully prepared to die and cry my eyes out. I can’t believe nearly 10yrs of STRANGER THINGS ends tonight. 😩

The energy in the theater is insane and say what you will about Netflix… in 5yrs of attending my local theater, I haven’t seen it even 1/4th as crowded as it is now.

Ok bbs it’s time for our communal “best of 2025” playlist! What was your FAVORITE song of 2025?!? It was such a damn good year for music and I’m still having trouble narrowing it down but one thing is for sure… my favorite album was Jade’s long anticipated debut album: THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY!

If gays could have babies, Heated Rivalry would have launched a MASSIVE baby booms and 90% of our children would be named Shane, Holland, Hollander, Ilya, etc… 😅

Our 2025 Christmas Card

Happy holidays from your favorite dads!

You’re right, so fork over some money for the bills Daddy!! 😂

For reference, I’m shooting videos for my fiancé because in Dec he does a bunch of Christmas shows and is constantly out rehearsing or performing which means between that and the holidays and family time, we have almost no time to ourselves… let alone sexy times. 😅 Gotta get it in where we can!

It’s 20mins long and it’s hot as FUCK 😂 Should I sell it after he gets to see and enjoy it? 🥰

Ooooof just shot a little something for my man that’s left me a little… 😵‍💫

Exactly!

Ahhh thank you! You’re too kind. 😘

Feeling my telenovela diva teas today

10000% agree!

My Chess deep-dive looped me back to the OBC of Evita and goddamn I forget how fucking perfect this score is. In a just world, I would have been born a hot and talented woman so I could have played this role. 😭

Jeeeeeeesus

I don’t want to work today. Send help 😩