As Ohma Zi-O raised his hand, portals all leading to Astraia, Alexandria, and Chikyu all open up in front of the members of the legion.
πππ #πππππππππππ πππππ πππ ππππππππ ππ #NOVAMDOMUM .α
[Cartman just stood at the bus stop tapping his foot...] "I'm down here! Jeez... Suddenly everyone's goin' blind."
"If your askin' me just fucking kill em all." [Cartman sipped a chocolate milk carton.]
[Cartman has now found himself in Korea... Word got out a popular band called... HUNTR/X was performing pfft lame... But nonetheless Heidi wanted to go so cartman dragged himself along.]
(yes my portrayal of Cartman is still with Heidi.)
OMEGA
on dat re4 remake so I can make Leon more accurate
"Yeah alright..." [Cartman flayed his Cape and crawled back through the smashed window.] "Shit... My cape- fuckin... cmon." [He'd get his Cape unstuck from the window and run off.]
"Well actually kid... I'm only 10."
"Eric Cartman... The Coolest fuckin' guy in colorado."
"I fed a kid his own parents... You're genuinely humiliating yourself lady."
Coon Claws - Cartman gets up in his opponets face delivering a swift three claw strike damaging them a moderate amount and applying the Bleed Status effect.
OMEGA
I am too! flip you stinky face >:(
OMEGA
I'm bored someone @ me or smth
OMEGA
BLUESKY REJOICE!
[Cartman woke up to his phone ringing... Pissed off he'd answer.] "Who the fuck is this... Is this you Kyle..."
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/126713072
βMercy is not a gift.
It is a calling.
and I have answered.β
Those who ache, come forth.
Lay your fears before the moon.
I will bear your pain,
and in my hands, you will find peace everlasting.
Lune Noire, Voice of the Soul of Mercy
A Canon-Divergent Portrayal of Amber Lightvale Written in Spite
"Hmmmm so she said there isn't mercy and stuff... and then she killed that person..." [Cartman was thinking during the Sermon... Is this really something people belive in?]
"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"
[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."
[Cartman stopped in place.] "Who the fuck are you!"
[Cartman just walked away grumbling...] "smartass... mmmmm..."
@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social
"Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."
[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."
OMEGA
cartman.
"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."
"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."
OMEGA
you actually found one Gwen? That's sweet... Right eric. "FUCK NO I'M NOT SPEAKING TO A BUNCHA STUPID DEMONS!"
OMEGA
I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour π
"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."
