The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

And here’s a gift link to the remarkable story about the FBI Director from @theatlantic.com.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Daily Beast headline that reads: "Raccoon Penis Collector Says Trump Is 'Very Very Sane'"

@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social Wishing I had a great question, but I'm fixated on the fact that Jackie's jacket is giving me life this morning.

@joelawlorph.bsky.social Great article on the former federal aid workers in Maine. I hadn't heard about that.

Wasn't he great? Talk about a natural performer. He made it look easy.

@jefftiedrich.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Total relaunch. Exact business model of another local company.

@nils.discofrog.net Did you two see our favorite local dinner organization has changed its offering, and also how much would you trust that the promises in that email are trustworthy?

I was usually babysitting.

Game of Thrones meme changed to "Tell Laettner. I want him to know it was me."

Braylon Mullins

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Good job filling in for Jonathan today!

@jefftiedrich.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

An image of Jesus hugging Trump. The caption: "Later, Jesus realized his wallet was missing."

@dennisperkins5.bsky.social Just read your SNL piece. What bugs me about the breaking is that Ryan doesn't seem to be trying not to. Like, at all. What was hilarious about the Beavis & Butthead sketch last year was that Heidi seemed to genuinely be trying not to laugh. I liked the episode though.

Turning Point USA gets sweetheart deal from City of Portland City insider alleged to help End Times death-cult, plus Ken Graves humblebrags.

Turning Point USA, sneaking into Portland, ME at a steep discount. Why the subterfuge?
www.crashbarry.com/p/turning-po...

More important, you watching the game tonight?

Graham Platner timeline and lies Graham Platner timeline and lies @capitolhunters.bsky.social / @capitolhunters Jan. 5, 2026 (updated Mar 3) Contents Summary - lies about tattoos Platner timeline Issues / Inconsistencies Why Pla...

I’ll leave for later why reporters didn’t fact-check - there’s an ugly story there too. But the urgent issue is, Platner would be crushed in the general. It's best to lance the boil now. Here’s the document, sourced and Wikipedia-ready. You should read it. The NRSC sure will. 11/

Anyone who's watched a Netflix movie in the past several years knows that company has been in the AI business for quite some time. It's what they have instead of writers.

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

Cruise lines market the pristine waters of Maine to sell their voyages, only to use the same waters to discharge their toxic scrubber wash.

Contaminate the commodity you sell doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, does it?

#Portland #MEpolitics #CascoBay #cruiseships #banscrubbers #Maine

Yahoo headline: "Frantic Vance backpedals as he gets fingered for Iran war."

He wishes.

Adter seeing "Sinners" I had to kick myself for not giving Wallace a twin brother.

Very proud to watch his journey.

@mainemillennial.bsky.social Hey hey! I just moved, too. I feel your pain. Cannot even imagine how people do it without hiring professionals. It's pretty sweet once you get settled in though, eh?

Cartoon by Sipress that shows a hostage tied to a chair and the captor is saying: "Talk! Or we'll make you watch the State of the Union."

Fix Your Hearts or Die It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.

"And I say man and female because I notice that this is the terminology used by men who still seem to believe they are owed at least one female. A man is a person. A female is a category. People will tell you things without knowing it, if you know how to listen."
www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...

“I’m just saying … bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Hey...I miss you weirdos. We should put together a Fweetup sometime when the weather is a little less horrible.

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

@therealhoarse.bsky.social I've been reading your pieces. I, too, got into an online thing with a well-known person that ended very badly. Mine wasn't a full relationship the way yours was, but it lasted over 5 years off and on and I walked away realizing I was never a human being to him. 🫶

The guy who told Americans that injecting bleach into our bodies may cure Covid is now offering to help Greenlanders with their medical care.