2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST

Momentarily blanking on the phrase "erectile dysfunction" and coming up with "executive dysfunction of the penis".

Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

First trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte.

The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

men are not predatory at baseline and I need people to learn that thinking/believing that is NOT the slightest bit feminist

just gonna leave this here without context

okay wikigacha is my new favorite thing. the only gacha game for me

disciplining yourself to draw right-to-left across a page because you're left handed is like trying to teach a worm to do a back flip on ice

YouTube channel Lilla Björn Stationery and a video titled "Notebook size matters. Here's why." The thumbnail is a tape measure viewed from above with three inches of its tape pulled and stopped.

journal channels are comedians

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

i like my adult media to have complex, adult characters

"that character is irredeemable now because [insert moral failing here]" have you ever made a bad decision? have you ever hurt anyone? have you ever made a mistake? are YOU irredeemable? are YOU not worthy of atonement? what about love?

jfc.

it's always interesting to encounter people in fandom who don't seem to understand that interesting characters are not always 100% perfect/make bad decisions/aren't morally pure/etc.

look. this isn't my little pony. i don't want a moral lesson, i want an interesting, complex, flawed character.

shout out to the pest control solicitor who came knocking while soaking wet because it's literally pouring down rain here. you gotta be some kind of genius to be out trying to solicit in this texas style deluge. felt bad for him.

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Asian man in glasses with a bandana that has a picture of a seahorse stuck to it on his forehead is sitting, looking puzzled. The caption reads: "Horse? Now, what kind of aquatic animal could have anything to do with a horse?"

White man with curly hair and a bandana with a picture of a sea urchin stuck to it on his forehead stares at the camera in stunned silence.

I love Best in Jest, man

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

“Mistah White, I think we’re in a video game or something. Shit’s crazy yo. What do we do?”
“Jesse, Wii need to cook”

I MADE NANA HACHI .... 🥺💕

I keep listening to we don't need another hero, man. timeless song that I've loved for so long but only recently reignited a love for it because I watched all the mad max films

I saw that it's on your birthday. very cute little coincidence.
maybe on the back of the receipt you can write the date you got it and the secondhand store you bought it from and note down the original's details just to preserve it should the front text fade more with time? :')

oh man, I was like 3 months and 4 days old! what a little treasure. I'd use it as a bookmark and keep it in there

Brezan would be so funny to make in this game. I just want to see him complain and have a bad time

Bialar Crais would be fun, too.
honestly, I would try to make as many of the Moya crew/Farscape cast as I can and watch them be silly in the sand box

new tomodachi game is the only game tempting me to finally get a switch. I want to make Crichton and Scorpius and Harvey and watch them be weird in a snow globe together lmao

obviously there's some lines of personal boundaries that are/could be being crossed in some situations, and I think that's something you have to talk about w/ people in your space and I hope you do that if you have an online presence. there is an etiquette, yes. but there are/will be bad actors.

I get not wanting your feet pics posted somewhere online w/o your permission, but then I just think it's better to just Not Film Your Feet if it bothers you or, again, don't film yourself and post it online? like it seems like you're going to all this extra effort when you could just not show feet

it's so silly and pointless to me when people on YT blur their feet because of people w/ foot fetishes. there is a fetish for every facet of every atom of your physical body. if you're affronted by people looking at you sexually you should aim to never be in front of a camera nor go outside