Another short shift today

It was a short shift, so I had time

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A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

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Dolly Parton Is the Most Popular Person in America, New Poll Finds A new University of Massachusetts Lowell poll finds Dolly Parton is the most beloved public figure in America, with net

Is it any wonder?

I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!

I didn't get to walk as much because Oklahoma had a storm tonight

Today was a long one with no help. But I kinda enjoyed it

Industrial Burning BeyStations

You G damn fools!!!

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I was thinking about doing a leg day, but I work as a cartpusher. Everyday is leg day!!

We're living through the doom loop once again.

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Great way to summarize trump.

Finally, after all this time, introducing the main character, Batman!
#BatmanRtR

Y'all will never guess who this is

I think that question should "Is it breeding season YET?"

Hard to get anything done when it's the rabbit breeding season 🐰

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