Screaming throwing up with every update ;; hhhhhhhh cute

Imagine the camera naked

To eat ants with

Will you be long?

Yessssss

Oh I knew I forgot to take my pills

Whoever decided to put Weedmas in the middle of allergy season is a goddamn psychopath uuughhhh

ONE- something’s got to give - TWO something’s got to give - THREEEEEE
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

I’m so sorry. I also was the victim of a Gmail data breach. Shit feels awful. :(

💚Just a reminder that if you’re taking part in the 420 activities today

To be a hero
Save a life
Don’t get behind the wheel

A life is worth more than an uber
And a life is worth more than a DoorDash
Be good, have fun
Stay safe

Friends don’t let friends drive high

oh my GOSH that's adorable!!! ;u;

kidslookin to eff you up

are you gonna give her a lil smooch every day

it's already looking like vegas down there
do you think thats a problem

Computer gave me an error about drivers yesterday
wtf am I supposed to do, their roads are so tiny in there

OMFG it’s her!

Omg bill

Oh dear god

Nightmare device
The gaslighter abusive household surveillance puck

Thanks I hate it

Rav and por making out in their underwear

Ok wow hi there~

Art by @mustachemutt.bsky.social 💕
(I got to do the coloring ✨)

Velma as a cute cat girl because I CAN. >:3

I love them holy fuck perfect creechur

honestly same, how do you DO IT??? ;o;

ME: How's it look?

MECHANIC LOOKING UNDER MY IMAGINATION'S HOOD: *wiping hands on a rag* I see your problem. You've been filling this thing up with despair when it's supposed to run on joy.

Velma as a cute cat girl because I CAN. >:3

Going after queer people online for having benign kinks that hurt nobody is especially frustratingly dumb when the world is being ran by pedophilic, rapist sex traffickers who probably won't face real consequences

Like, the trans woman with the fictional incest kink is not your enemy.

Trying out a medieval art style.
#wolf #werewolf #animals #canine #sketch

I know exactly what you mean

Finally starting to value my job. I literally create joy~