Can't wait to see how they come out. About half of my seedlings are taking off.

Today I am cooking one of my favourite dishes!

Pasta a la all-the-stuff-in-my-fridge-that-is-about-to-expire-if-I-don't-use-it-soon.

There are eyes in the trees. Who knows what they see

Yes, perfect. 10/10 dog

Something keeps pulling? Or knocking my avocado tree off my porch railing. I suspect squirrels. It can handle it more than the seedlings so small blessings.

I don't see why not

My days have gotten better since I designated 5pm as CHEESE TIME

My name is Rebecca & I am a very bad judge of how much pasta to cook.

I hate when the house smells like cinnamon rolls but I already ate the cinnamon roll

The iris are in full bloom and I'm behind the 8 ball starting peppers from seeds but by George I will grow them

Sometimes you just need a big, fat, dirty, greasy pizza for your own mental health. 🫶🏻

Hoping your memory reset between questions. Theirs did for the nos

Cheeseburger

I've gotten the vanity clean but it's stained.

Thanks. It's getting better. Just time consuming

Counters, cabinets, and floor splattered with liquid red candle wax.

*big sigh* I guess this is one way to get me to deep clean my bathroom

Yes. Dogs as well. Though by experience they see ghosts and shadow beings rather than fae.

Freeways are the hallways of the road

Hopefully out of the soup

I did too. I was so confused.

One time I got a 4 inch sapling in my apartment tiny mailbox. I was thoroughly confused when they said it was delivered

A Eurasian dove sitting hunched into a poof of feathers on an iron fence.

So cold the birds have become orbs

Surely!

That would be a wild end to the weekend

Time to remove the door

Brindle 60lb dog sharing my lap in a computer chair.

Sometimes you need a snuggle. Even when the chair isn't big enough.

It's hard that the best part of the sandwich is also the most unstable.

Yeah as it turns out I don't fuck people who don't think all people are full people

I want to design my dream home but I know I would cry after discovering how expensive it would be.

I really, really want remote blinds AND windows

I know it’s asking for a lot

But I’m just saying it would be nice