they call him will forte because when he's in a movie you;re.... you're forte tiumes less likely t

cant make it to the Just Mustard show in toronto cus im gonna be on tour

somehow i never questioned if the "dip the servers in the pool" joke going around during the long bluesky outages were based off of anything. like i thought it was just silly absurdist humor

panda

a man in a fur cape heaves a red sword up a hillside towards a city at the top of the crest. the sword leaves behind a trail of red pestilence; glowing pustules, dead flowers and birds.

one of two cards i drew for the fifth eidolon folio in swords without masters (www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...)

a very cursed sword!

the only other time this has happened was the single time i ever tried melatonin

kept forgetting to breathe last night as i was falling asleep and startling awake gasping for air. fun and exciting

and you havent introduced me???????

i got groceries thats about it

Boo, by Just Mustard from the album Wednesday

justmustard.bandcamp.com/track/boo 😵😵😵

oh, what do i think about your sexy outfit? um lets see... synthetic fabric, loose threads... metal hardware doesn't match, absolutely no concern for the silhouette... i see you've now accessorized with a baseball bat which does add some more visual intere

in the first 3 years of being out i knew like maybe 2 trans women in person and only a handful on the internet

it was weird seeing so much talk about us on tumblr in like 2014 when it felt like there were so few of us

you shouldnt take strangers on the internet seriously as a baseline but ESPECIALLY if they have "multifandom" in their bio

i wanna make omurice

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

silver lyre

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🎉🥇🍾i did that last week and it felt soooo good

ooohhhhh. hmmmmmMmMmMMM

oh so its giga hamilton

i cant promise anything when i have a vodka cran in me

burger :)

[Intro]
huh
hear music
huh
music

[Verse 1]
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music
i hear music

[Chorus]
music
music
music
music
music
music

[Bridge]
huh
hear music
huh
hear music

oh thats fine i can learn one doom metal song

im stillhere i think u can make it

*starts panicking* im playing a set?????

😭 get lots of rest and drink lots of fluids if ur nasty......

come to houndstooth in like 20mins if ur nasty

SODA!!!!!!!