Studiously avoided the trailer for fear of getting over-excited, but delighted to see that it launches just after my birthday...as a treat!

Guy could have just browsed your timeline for those 9 minutes to find out for himself that the answer is John Major.

Jacob's Alex Jones Impression YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts

If @bencollins.bsky.social and @timheidecker.bsky.social haven't picked up the phone to Jacob Wysoki already, they're missing a trick. youtube.com/shorts/G-Xum...

It represents how she was twirling. Always twirling towards freedom.

Nine per cent of Conservative supporters, 31 per cent of Labour supporters, 29 per cent of Liberal Democrat supporters, five per cent of Reform voters, and 14 per cent of Green supporters think that Starmer has been honest about the Mandelson affair.

I love how every poll, on every topic, illustrates why the tragedy pursued by Morgan McSweeney was incredibly, incredibly stupid.

Over two months!

I'm truly not sure which is worse. If Keir Starmer was informed and is lying about it or that he is so absent as PM that important decisions are taken for him by officials. At least lying about what he knew, while intolerable, would show there is someone in charge and taking an interest.

A moss-covered tree curving upwards from the top of an old stone wall.

Big fan of this tree growing out of an old wall that I passed on my evening quarry mooch.

A cute little dog pulling her most innocent face amongst the dandelions.

From the dog walker.

Butter wouldn't melt.

Sitting down with a spad and absolutely blowing their mind by explaining redistribution.

I notice the new ones because they look good imv.

Also because they're lower to the ground, I think.

You can tell how happy he is to have finally found a position on something that he's comfortable with and the country likes because he restates it seven times in two paragraphs.

Once at uni. The prize was a minute behind the bar for our captain which was better entertainment than the quiz as he'd never worked a handpull before.

Isn't this brilliant?

Typical Graun. Can't even identify what is clearly an AI amalgam of a US marine and the statue of liberty as rendered in melted wax.

Makes sense. Was thinking the peaks looked like the Drus/Verte, but couldn't make it line up in my head.

Was the glacier listed?

The head tap meme with the text: Iran can't block the strait of we stop any ships passing through it.

Clearly we're doing this on purpose because we want everyone to have the enjoyment of Spurs going down.

On a more serious note, Rayner gets the closest to effectively selling this when she talks about how she benefitted from the last Labour government. More stories like hers on a wider variety of topics would likely help.

Need to find a way to do Balircore without Blair.

I guess you could focus on the economic side and try to get there with memes of a red-eyed Gordon declaring independence for the BoE.

A 100 Jumps stats screen showing a single missing achievement trophy.

I finally did 100 Jumps without any falls.

I swore I'd give up before the perfect 5 final jumps achievement...but now I'm here...

I think if you make a comparison to Chernobyl in a planning objection then the government should have the right to build an SMR on the proposed site.

A sign in front of a quarry reading "Danger Keep Out" with the word "Sasquatch" spraypainted in the middle so it reads "Danger Sasquatch Keep Out".

Pleasant evening getting reacquainted with the delights of south Wales sandstone.

No big foot sightings, but we did unearth (literally in one case) a few good routes.

Thanks, Morgan McSweeney's crying.

My friends and I still use "I play synth...ba da ba da da...we all play synth" as shorthand when we see anything remotely musically pretentious.

Is there an argument that we were all culturally more used to a huge level of near universal state support immediately after the pandemic?

A pretty pink flower in a field.

Cuckoo flowers are out. It must be April!

I always love how delicate these look. All thin stems and cautious petals.

I think we may run into issues given the AC's stance on supplementary oxygen.

A Met Office graphic reading: Storm Dave has been named

"For magic consists in this, the true naming of a thing." - Ursula K. Le Guin.