Short? What do you mean? That's one fine looking peen.

Twink death 💀

Asking the important questions

Sincerely,
A leftist who apparently isn't as left as you.

Dear Tankies,

Zohran will never be good enough for you. You will always complain that he is compitulating to capitalist/zionist/bourgeoisie framing. But y'all need to shut the absolute fuck up before you blow this FOR AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE. Thank you.

I need a live-in barber who doesn't mind shaving bald heads every other day. Any takers? Beard management also a plus. (This is a joke, our apartment is already filled with people as it is)

Chris Pratt once again proving that Anna Faris made the right decision

It's genuinely terrifying when it feels like South Park is fighting harder against Trump than the Democrats.

Samsung friends, should I download the beta?

Am I really eating off this one new Rihanna song for a f*cking Smurfs movie?

Happy Friday!

PBS didn't "become woke". You grew up to be a bad person.

Let's work it out on the remix

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Hi friends, if you can help, we'd truly appreciate it, if not please spread this around.

I get so flustered by compliments 😊

If anyone has any job leads, please send them my way. I'm ready to work. If not please pray for me, every prayer counts.

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."

Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.

This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

I just think Trump is mad because Zelenskyy is actually fuckable

Bless you, I will check this out

I mean of course Queens would have it (assuming somewhere like Flushing or Astoria) but WHERE EXACTLY?!? I don't want my first sisig to be mid, I want the best I can get so I can have a baseline of what's supposed to be good.

I'm watching food YouTube and as Mike Chen strolls through a Phillipines market and gobbles down sisig, I immediately wanted to injest the same tasty looking food.

Who has had sisig before and how can I get some in New York City?

Zachary Levi Says Supporting Trump ‘Was More Important Than Saving My Career’: Hollywood ‘Is Falling Apart’ and ‘Won’t Be Creating Jobs For Me in a Few Years Anyway’ Zachary Levi believes Hollywood is falling apart, so endorsing Donald Trump for president was more important than saving his acting career.

I'm choosing to forgive Zachary Levi for being such a fucking idiot, if only because actively harboring resentment against him might mean I would actually have to think about him and he doesn't deserve space in my brain. I have Christian Nationalists to openly oppose after all.

Watching my husband receive long overdue love and admiration as a response to his dedication to his craft and art form is healing. If you don't follow him on other platforms for Drag and Music, his linktree is here. linktr.ee/BeauxDega @beauxdega.bsky.social

Austerity is theft

Sorry Beyonce, I did lose my ass 🙃

Rep Hakeem Jeffries is a wet blanket, and what I have to say about Rep Richie Torres isn't suitable for social media.

I need to find a fucking hobby, as a respite from focusing on everything else. Any suggestions?

Mayor Adams is a coward and a charlatan. Wouldn't piss on him to put him out if he was on fire.