There is a Kash bar joke here somewhere.

Would've been better if they were playing the Angels.

He's radiant!

Who is the Midge of the sausages and why is it chorizo?

Has anyone just said the word friend in Elvish?

That was Heath on the reception, correct? He made so many tough catches...I'm surprised they didn't keep him around.

I got the same results. Math checks out.

I'm eastbound and down.

If only one head coach had a French sounding name...

This game could've been an email. #GoPackGo

Bisaccia probably told him to choose FALSE if we win the toss.

I believe there is already a Fitzgerald book that was published called Gales of November. By Hemming.

Do we have an update on the number of professional seasons without a championship for the big 4 sports in Minnesota since '91?

If we're hosting the Vikings on week 17, wouldn't we by default have to host the Bears week 18?

Yeah, but...the British Indian Ocean Territory had this coming.

Dare I say most impressive goal in Loons history?

From tater hot to tater not.

Found on Packers Reddit

Isn't it OPI if you engage in a block before the ball is caught by your receiver?

STICK TO JOURNALISM

Sir, I say this in the most disparaging way possible, but you put the FU, in FUN.

Now please listen closely as I rub two pieces of Styrofoam together for your auditory enjoyment.

I apologize in advance for the "well, actually...", but the 2023 win at the Vikings was on New Years Eve. Your point still stands though.

IIRC, Dillon went down with injury during the divisional game against the 49ers. I'm convinced we win that one if he plays the whole game.

Can you tell us the difference between playing on field turf versus "natural" grass? My understanding is most of the natural surfaces have synthetic fibers woven to reinforce.

Matt Gaetz has entered the chat.

Upon further review...THE BEARS STILL SUCK!!

Normalize the use of Joke-lahoma.

If they were going to play Connect 4 then I probably would've watched.

To the woman who was wearing a MAGA hat while walking around Lake of the Isles in Mpls today, I hope you stepped into a metric ton of goose poop.

[writing on notepad]

A man, a plan, a canal, Suez
"No, no...that's not it!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Erie
"That's not it either!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Grand
"This is impossible!"

How the world's most famous palindrome was eventually discovered.