that’s what i thought! but SO MANY people insisted you don’t have to?! so the one time i don’t, that’s what happens… perhaps it was a big prank being played on me

i’ll always check out forever more

it was a hyatt, not like a family-owned B&B where you’d be expected to say goodbye

many of you have told me you never check out of hotels, you just walk out, which baffled me as a lifelong checker-outer. but when i tried and it just left in a hurry from a hotel in PR, they called us at 1pm to ask if we’d left and lightly scold us for not checking out! what is the truth!!

Piebald tabby cat loafing on a pillow

🍞

her poor nosie… she has a mosquito bite allergy and gets bites on her nose that get irritated 😭

Piebald tabby cat loafing on a pillow

loaf…

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

Poster of Raido x Raidou from Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha

collab with @persona.bsky.social :)
#atlusfaithful #art

2 southwest planes nearly collided midair above nashville airport, and then an american airlines and air canada plane nearly collided at JFK

pretty horrifying that there were 2 separate incidents of very near misses with midair collisions at 2 US airports in the past 2 days!

i’m so sorry ;;

“anyone here in 2026?” yeah man. i know it’s shocking that people still listen to obscure one-hit wonder artists like the rolling stones in 2026 but your youtube comment has drawn us all out of the woodwork

he’s just of superior stock i suppose

same same

spaghetti is too thick. vermicelli is the thickest long noodle i will tolerate in western food

i’ve never had a dish with spaghetti that wouldn’t have been vastly better with angel hair. every time i give spaghetti a chance i regret it

A digital drawing of two chacter, Ren Amamiya and Goro Akechi, in their metaverse outfits. The drawing is based of the written work of Corviiids, who is linked in the post. The picture is a birds eye view of the two characters resting on the grouhnd. Ren is on his back looking up at Akechi, who is looming over him and casting a shadow over Ren. Akechi is speaking to Ren, and he is saying "press the button, Joker."

[ #P5R #akeshuake #GoroAkechi #Akiren ]
"Imagine there is a button. If you press it, you'll steal every heart in the world in one fell swoop."

based on As You Like It by @corviiid.bsky.social!!!!

aka my husband’s CEO gave him half a dozen chicken eggs and a quail egg out of the blue today… not complaining at all. yay fresh eggs

Ethical Millionaires Do Exist?! Texas Man’s Boss Gifts Him Half A Dozen Eggs From Her Ranch

WELL IDK HOW MUCH YOU GUYS OWE but i can try

let me know how much you guys still need for her bill and i can cover at least some of it if not all

anyway, I HATE THEM!! i hate whatever creative agency is responsible for putting this sound on my tv.

has anyone seen these target commercials lately that all have an awful song. it goes something like “123 make it look easy” something something “life so breezy whooOOOOOO”

hello my friends, my baby maya has been hospitalized and the incoming bill is not looking pretty on top of me currently being out of work. any boosts would be deeply appreciated, thank you 💕

very pleased to have finally written my big honkin' zorba backstory fic!

'your boring horror, your glorious mirror'

[Pre-Canon, Worldbuilding, Necromancy, Xenophobia, Blood/Gore, Parental Abuse, Underage, Religious Zealotry, Child Death, Whump, Dark Magic]

archiveofourown.org/works/795690...

conceptualizing a person who is a weeaboo but for american suburbs. they grew up in a walkable metropolis in europe or asia but as soon as they land in dallas and take a 50 min uber ride to frisco, they’ve never felt more at home than they do at the target - burlington - cricketmobile strip mall

everyone was like “omg wow that’s so clever” and now i’m like… no it’s not

i had a dream i got a big tattoo of sylveon on my forearm with the words “don’t forget to tip” above it ???

You know if you hate books written by men so much you should try reading some books written by women! Cause you know, there are actually loads and they could do with your support and then I won’t have to suffer thought your tedious tiktok video that’s on my Instagram for some reason

i see many people are now discovering the antics of Knicks owner Jim Dolan. highly recommend listening to the Reign of Error podcast series about him bc the dude is nuts and no one should ever set foot in MSG lol