bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

We go way back

This is one of the best pieces of pop culture writing I've read in the past couple of years. These excerpts are great but you need to read how the build to that last one. Goddamn. Thank you @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social and @popheist.com

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

A cartoony illustration of raccoons doing a lot of different activities at night in a pine forest.

It’s a raccoon party! A lovely commission I just finished

"good morning, captain"
USS Jacoby modeled in Blender
Rendered in Cycles
Composit in After Effetcs
#blender3d #startrek #3dmodeling #scifi

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

Etsy popup saying “find out when items like this go on sale, use the Etsy app” and the item is a cool fat orange monster guy

I believe I will

Things That Have Destroyed My Faith in Society (a partial list):
- COVID indifference
- Israel’s genocides
- AI cheerleading
- Trump voters
- antivaxxers
- ICE raids
- the person on Reddit insisting Tom Holland should play Marty McFly in a remake of BACK TO THE FUTURE

It took me 2 years and 5000+ hours to make this indie game.
And it takes you 2 seconds to engage and maybe change my life.

Currently at 9700 wishlists. Can we round it up?? ;)

It's called Maseylia: Echoes of the Past. A 3D platformer metroidvania inspired by Moebius, releasing in 2026.

36 years later, The Secret of Monkey Island's combat is still unrivalled How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

It wams the cockles of my heart to see articles about the insult sword fighting in The Secret Of Monkey Island and In the year 2026 no less www.polygon.com/secret-of-mo...

Another example of this is UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD (1991), which was written by the great Australian novelist Peter Carey as a screed against the danger of movies, but which Wim Wenders directed as a love letter to movies. This is why the theatrical cut sucks so bad and the 4.5hr cut rules

bigger, more detailed story here in the guardian than I've seen in any NZ media

why is that? 🤔🤔

Brilliant point. Apocalypse Now also fits this pattern, IMO. Coppola directed an anti-war movie, but John Milius didn't write one. The greatness arguably arises from that philosophical tension.

This is WIP footage, and god it already feels so fun to play this game.

Jess from the Fast Show. A disheveled man standing in front of a shed. Rubbish is piled up beside it

Today I ‘ave mostly been living in a modular home.. #spéirghorm

Just a day to go - you won’t want to miss out of this space adventure romp written by @alexdecampi.bsky.social art by me, colours by @michaelrbwoods.bsky.social with spectacular covers by @westonfront.bsky.social and @jhwilliams3.bsky.social

Wow. The first time I actually use Google Chrome’s Split View feature to show two sites side by side and after I come back from lunch it crashes the whole browser!

🕊️💜

This is a relatively minor quibble in the grand scheme of things, but after seeking out cans all over KL and slowly depleting the left over stock, it just reappear? We’ve had this happen with brands of wine, cheese and orange juice of all things. Guess that’s just global supply chains?

There are two cans of Gillette shaving gel inside of you, an old can on the left, and the new can on the right.

Sometimes living in Malaysia(or just late stage capitalism) can be weird.
You get used to something just for it to disappear. I’ve been using the shaving gel on the left for DECADES only for it to disappear last year. Only for the can on the right to turn up this week in the supermarket?

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

A frog in a hat playing piano. Simultaneously childish and terrifying. That's Over the Garden Wall in a nutshell.
10 years after this foggy masterpiece aired it still gets under the skin. A kids' show with impeccable #folkhorror credentials

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Hosting bill hole filled (thank you!) but feel free to keep buying stuff! Exciting new bills are coming up!

Banham Zoo residents undergo CT scanner health checks A big cat named Mishka and a particularly lethargic sloth are among the zoo residents to be scanned.

I hope whoever wrote this headline (click to see) took the rest of the week off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

MotorSlice will release May 5, 2026

Fight epic boss fights, parkour through a deadly megastructure, ang get the job done when the game is released in 2 weeks!

Cocaine Bear-verse expands

back in my day, we had to read manga through a dodgy directory one image at a time clicking back and forth on slow internet

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me: