Do you think 40 year-olds look so much younger than we used to because we’re all like 37% microplastics?

so the US is in danger of being barred from the Olympics…that are being held in the US. cool cool.

you’re the one who didn’t heed my telepathic instructions. that’s on you.

i just saw someone in the comments on twitter asking grok if Courtney had Kurt killed.

grok isn’t psychic—you get that, right?

if they’re not personally affected or it doesn’t further their agenda, a lot of people just don’t fucking care.

whoever thought they could use these images of the rich and powerful sexually abusing children as blackmail severely underestimated the apathy of the american people.

My god, can you imagine what they *didn’t* film??

before running for public office, candidates should have to prove they have a spine.

Vada Sultenfuss is a god-tier fictional character name.

Stop sending me emails to rate the product I purchased it was a gift I don’t knowwwwww.

Are you sure you’re in the honeymoon phase? Because it seems like you are actively experiencing psychosis.

When I tell you something made me cry, I mean it made me emotional and I *would have* cried if not for SSRIs.

It’s impossible for me to watch a show where a character quits their job and not worry about their health insurance.

how many times can you send yourself an email then immediately panic when you see you’ve received an email before they put you in a home?

adulthood is just a never-ending series of doctors appointments.

just know if i send a “hope this helps!” and sign off with “Best,” i’m SUPER annoyed.

I’m watching Annie Hall for the first time and I’m disappointed to report I really like Annie Hall.

watching an ep of ER where a father gets arrested for trying to shoplift a pair of ice skates for his kid for Christmas. my man, i’m not telling you how to do your job but maybe instead steal money to buy the incredibly cumbersome gift next time.

“I’m sorry”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”

hi i’m rachel and i update my computer for a living.

I wish I could plug my brain into one of those devices that mechanics use to tell why the check engine light came on.

I should be less socially anxious considering I’ve had every possible conversation in my head at least a dozen times.

…

I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.

*ducks*

Look, I know this is kinda gross, but “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - right?
Well… If you can find it in your heart to share and/or repost - I thank you!!
I’ll get back to primary art posts asap!

i’m sorry, if you email me after lunch, that’s a tomorrow problem.

I don’t have any nudes on my phone but I do have pictures of my uterine fibroids.

no one talks about one of the most devastating scenes in “eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”—when they’re in barnes & noble and all the books are shelved spine-in.

I don’t even live in New York and I’m crying.

It’s so strange to feel hope, even for a moment.

Honorable mentions to Nickel Boys and All of Us Strangers.