"... and i shared that with you in confidence..."
her face FALLS. like she's at work and this is an Uhoh.
"... and cute people like me suffer every day from people murmuring about how cute we are."
and then she catches up. and calls me an asshole. which is the right answer.
kthxbye
she's posted with another wizard chatting, and as samdog and i come up, the other wizard is saying to mine, "she's just so cute," and my wizard turns her attention to me again.
"i told you im sensitive about that. you know how upsetting it is for me to have to hear these things..." 😣
the wizard finishes her casting and hands me a basket full of things to purchase. i thank her and head off to do the parts i know, lipsticks and such. before i head to check out, i remember that we forget one more piece of technology that i had on my list. i seek her out again.
as other customers mill about, they comment on samdog, "awww, so cute!" and this happens over and over as my face wizard is 8inches from my pie hole. so i whisper a little comment, "man, i know i'm a cutie, but i can hear them talking about me, just sucks..." and we giggle.
the makeup wizards will poke you in the face with sticks and drag you around, and i'm often a bit taller than them, so i get to bend awkwardly while they work their magic. and samdog is in a perfumed loud place with people doing her best. good dog.
story time?!
i went to the makeups store yesterday to re-up on elsi's warpaint. obviously, i took samdog with me so i could point at her and say, "and i want eyeliner like that."
i am not qualified to tell you the average colour of a face, so i get professional help. always.
fiiiine, book a human session then,, have it your way
fire up your chatbot and ill tell you all about it... ;p
ive certainly considered just using one of those robo-fleshlights for their session, muck it. i'm sure the Whore Academy would see my rationale. they're really keen on "you get what you pay for."
because you always wanted some fremen. ;p
the punters are trying to use chatbots to manage to read my ad and get a booking.
the questions are "who are you, when, where, and how long." and they want a bot to do it.
butlerian jihad already.
they start with minorities before they come for everyone else: this has been the touring sex worker advice for the last decade.
m.youtube.com/shorts/3rnA1...
i don't understand, what do you mean?
ehn.
i'm more slats is where it's at. i'm into that hard bed. a bed with give is bad for ... activities.
today, i'm thinking about quarter canopies. slats is solved.
it's hard enough trying to go thru this life and, also, insufficiently sconced.
client was in the shower yesterday and i was futzing with the lights and said outloud to me, "mm, yea, sconces." like obviously.
"the quality of beds at ikea is terrible, im gonna figure out how to make my own." me, 2016
"for this headboard, i'm thinking sconces, usb ports, partial canopy, arm rests with cupholders, and swing out table tops... maybe a projector?" me, 2026
DUDE
"oh, it's Mork and Mindy, that's M²"
i mean, in scrabble m is 3, meaning that the team is REALLY effective (case example is, obvo), or you can't put every alliterative team name to the second power...
and other things that i have to swallow and not say when i hear em...
YOU ARE A SPOILED ONE!
Perfect
PLEASE FREE THE HANDSOME BABY I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
i love a lop. i should dig out some pictures of ko...
a tax return-to-the-incall, if you will... 🤭
i wanna degrade someone i respect! i wanna make a fuck puppet of someone i actually care about! some stranger i'll never think about again, what's the point??
i'm so glad we see eye to eye on this. i love you so much.
i've found the character limit on a couple sections, dude. every day i think, "needs moar!"
and i like clients who enjoy spending time together and not just a with a self-cleaning, prewarming fleshlight. nothing wrong with a fun getting used thing, but i want someone to use me for who i am, yknow?? like romance.
i love men telling me my ad is too long and that they can't hack that.
i'm sorry, what happened to "old enough to breed, old enough to read"??
we have that in common, brother.
and hey, no harm no foul! 🥰
thank you for playing into my hand! 😜
im just gonna say this big loud for the whole class: please do not call @jamieunderwood.bsky.social a rabble-rouser. we don't have to understand it to respect that she gets upset and loses her shirt when you call her that.
thank you for your cooperation.
