the person with synthensia at the multiracial bukakke

i could have been the next young sheldon

a cartoon of mario with the words birthday written above him ALT: a cartoon of mario with the words birthday written above him

HAPPY BDAY SLUSHY

Getting referred to as a "Chill pervert" by oomf

nintendrew

I paid the hooker and I didn't even fuck

Hey 👀

We gonna touch you

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

What if I say pretty please

Post desk humping vids or I put my hand in a blender

I like this type of stuff but for guys

Is the fetish girls humping desks

Stealth game guard: "Did you hear that? No... I must have been tweaking."

Hi oomfie, I never use this site but I miss my oomfs here

More pants should do this

Cardiacreports2 hairy athletes big pumper is failing him

Cardiacreports2 heart attack in 1 year

Cardiacreports2 meaty guy with a rare but dangerous arrhythmia

Cardiacreports2 Ryan is 35, a workout addict, a workaholic and and really heavy drinker. As a result he has a huge and unhealthy heart, perched inside a shredded physique He’s nude, in his chair when his huge body is wrecked by a massive widowmaker heart attack. With a low and guttural grunt he grabs at his chest and slumps back, dead within 30 seconds. His partner finds him and drags him into the floor. He calls EMS and administers fast and hard chest compressions. EMS arrives and hooks his chest up to an AED and continues efforts. Ryan is mercilessly pumped for 45 minutes before time of death is called.

found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

If this app gets circles twitter goes down in a week

just saw a "tf2 better play tf2 instead" post about marvel rivals

grown ass man tf u sounding like that for???

<——- wonk ohw esoht

ekans backwards is snake and arbok backwards is kobra, and lets just say muk backwards is for those who know

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chill morning

good afternoon y'all

A bowl of sugary cereal is a sweet embrace by a gay lover