Future Hot Take: "Tim Cook would have never done this…”. will soon be the new “Steve Jobs would have never allowed this...".

$AAPL

In a nutshell. 😊

💯 🎯

(the midterms can't come soon enough)

Apple's Tim Cook Shares Community Letter After Announcing Plans to Step Down as CEO Current Apple CEO Tim Cook is set to leave his role on September 1, 2026, and as he prepares to step down as CEO, he has written a letter addressed to the Apple community. Cook said that he starts his...

End of an era.

Tim Cook started at Apple $AAPL when the company was on the brink of bankruptcy in the late 1990s… what a journey!

www.macrumors.com/2026/04/20/t...

Polymarket Speculators Now Think Nick Szabo Is Satoshi - "The Defiant" Nick Szabo is most favored by Polymarket bettors ahead of tomorrow’s HBO documentary release.

See here for the final four on Polymarlet:

thedefiant.io/news/people/...

Well, he was in the final four before (Polymarket bet on Bitcoin‘s inventor):

thedefiant.io/news/people/...

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

26 years ago Trump was saying that if he was president he would preemptively strike Iran

In case you were wondering why Musk delayed the next Starship launch (again) until after SpaceX's IPO.

Or maybe Musk just told SpaceX to run the Raptor 3 engine to destruction because he was jealous of Artemis II getting all the attention.

Christian values?

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
…

#magamorons X dementia X narcissism.

Insanity:

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."

… #magamorons

One of the scummy aspects of the group of whores that cover Tesla on the street - always taking their estimates down right at the end of a quarter to help their God-King try to "smash expectations". Even that didn't work this time.

moar tariffs!

*US IMPOSES 25% TARIFF ON STEEL, ALUMINUM, COPPER DERIVATIVES

Deep value. /s

Why is Sole so expensive in most countries?

Ukraine Becomes World's AI Weapons Laboratory By Craig S. Smith of Eye on AI,  I was in Ukraine in February and wrote this piece before the start of the war with Iran, but its implications are even more relevant today. My interest in lethal auto...

I haven’t linked to ZH content recently (bc of some questionable materials/opinions), but they do offer interesting insights from time to time.

Here’s one on the tech edge in the Ukraine War:

www.zerohedge.com/military/ukr...

Humiliation and dismissal is not enough for these people. They must publicly prostrate themselves on the way out the door. I will never understand these freaks.

Helena in Focus @sthelenafocus X.com Not only is Jonathan alive and well on St Helena, but during his time on the planet he has now seen off 76 US Attorney Generals, from the 11th Attorney General, Roger Brooke Taney, in 1832, to outgoing 87th Attorney General, Pam Bondi, in 2026. Jonathan is the great survivor.

In case you were wondering: Yes, there is a Jonathan the Great Tortoise angle to the Pam Bondi firing news.

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.

Patel is totally incompetent.

SpaceX? The biggest-ever stock bubble, along with Tesla. $TSLA $TSLAQ

Lemmings, go all in at above $2 TRILLION 😂.

By 2030+, SpaceX will have many viable competitors (for both launch and Starlink).

Some even well before that ( $RKLB, $ASTS, Blue Origin etc).

#timestamp

"Dow 50,000" was truly the beginning of the end for Pam Bondi

AI slop, LOL 😂

There’s a special German word for that:

Schadenfreude. #magamorons

Spain.
France.
Italy.
Austria.

@reuters.com

PM of Poland

Tesla (TSLA) Q1 2026 deliveries miss expectations at 358,000, builds 50,000 excess vehicles Tesla delivered 358,023 vehicles in Q1 2026, missing the 365,645 consensus by 7,600 units. Production exceeded deliveries by over 50,000 vehicles, signaling deepening demand issues.

Where’s the imaginary growth? Busted! $TSLA

$TSLAQ was (too) early, not wrong.

Tesla stock should be trading in the low double-digits, and it will at some point.

Just a question when the lemmings wake up.

#timestamp

electrek.co/2026/04/02/t...

He makes a persuasive case.

Gas skyrocketing, bombs dropping, our standing in the world in tatters, taxpayer dollars up in flames — meanwhile this oligarch dictator wanna-be brags about his new ballroom and the “Corinthian” columns

How is every American not sickened by this?