Toronto, I am sorry. I packed our winter stuff away today. #snowing

Oilers in Flying V formation

My dad rented Coming to America for my 8th birthday. It was an enlightening day for third graders in attendance.

Look at this precious thing.

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Canada’s World Cup Group schedule is set.

June 12: vs. 🇧🇦Bosnia and Herzegovina (Toronto)
June 18: vs. 🇶🇦Qatar (Vancouver)
June 24: vs 🇨🇭Switzleand (Vancouver)

The Group B winner will stay in Vancouver for the Round of 32 — and should they senate further, Round of 16.

#CanMNT

Yes. I learned a lot! It only slightly warped me.

Steal the look: Ryan Gosling’s curling sweater in Project Hail Mary The actor dons a Mary Maxim design instantly recognizable to Canadians

In which my friend - unprompted by me, note! - does a deep dive into Ryan Gosling's sweater in Project Hail Mary. www.theglobeandmail.com/life/style/f...

Saw the movie yesterday and am now obsessed with this sweater. Your friend is doing the Lord's work here.

We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥

can this be a solution?

Italy beats the USA 8-6

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?

Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Oh shit, my fault, I didn’t mean to accidentally invite DJ Tanner to my demonic sex party

"History is not about women" - these guys

Porter Airlines email to U.S.-bound passengers says "We suggest arriving 3 hours before your scheduled departure time."

Mom, come get me. They're making me arrive 3 hours early for a one hour flight to the States.

This is amazing. It's also cool that in Paralympic curling they still yell "CURL!" at the rock so it seems like there's a telepathic element.

Once an Oiler, always an Oiler

Katie, whoever you are, I'm rolling. ROFLing even.

This gave me a little giggle on an otherwise somber day

Max Scherzer re-signs with Blues Jays for chance to win, get even with guy who cut him off on DVP DUNEDIN, FL – In an effort to address unresolved trauma from the 2025 season, veteran pitcher ‘Mad’ Max Scherzer announced he will re-sign with the Toronto Blue Jays to give himself another shot at wi...

Max Scherzer re-signs with Blues Jays for chance to win, get even with guy who cut him off on DVP

Nate Horner's big deficit budget Another year, another Alberta budget at the whim of oil and gas royalties

🤠💸There’s a baked-in analysis in every Alberta provincial budget that is impossible to ignore: Alberta relies too much on revenues from oil and gas royalties to fund the daily operations of government.

daveberta.substack.com/p/nate-horne...

🇨🇦BELIEVE🇨🇦

Overtime in this gold medal hockey game is brought to you by the Heart & Stroke Foundation.

🕯️🕯️manifesting 🕯️🕯️

My gentle Puck, come hither.

*taps the sign*

Maybe a coupla quick shots to even things out before OT

Jeezus

That was so many men