If you Do Not Want to Deny being a Fucking Nazi after making a Nazi Salute, Do not make a Nazi Salute like a Fucking Nazi.

Nazi Advice there.

Convinced a Herd of Cows that they are on an Episode of The Traitors.
Couldn’t find any Cloaks though.

Have improvised. Yep.

Here is my Review of 2024

Donald Trump got Convicted
Eurovision was Shit
Kier Starmer Shat himself
Football was almost not Shit
Shit Breakdancing
Donald Trump’s ear got shot
Oasis stole your money
Biden lost his last marble
Donald Trump fucking won
Gavin and Stacey

Christmas

Almost certain I am more normal than Elon Musk and I am a Fucking Pigeon.

Shat on a fat man in a red suit.

I am the Winner of the Shitterball Trophy.

Forget Elf on a Shelf.
This is Bird on a Turd.

I have lowered my threshold for launching Shits.

My name is Jon and I am a Fucking Pigeon.