“Have a nice day”. She’s not wrong - he just can’t stop lying!!

I’m mightily relieved to say, I had no idea there even were “4-letter ICAO codes!

She was lucky to have found you!

It would have been a huge amount of money to her, and if it means the same to you, then you’re pretty pathetic.

Easy mistake to make - could have happened to anyone. She probably didn’t even register it.

Pretty surprising you all have time left to despatch any cars let alone that it wouldn’t be be spotted by someone in authority! File under: absolute bollocks.

Who’d have thought it!

Good luck in your quest to grow up from being a sad, inadequate little person.

GB News has turned into the Reform channel.

After a New World investigation found hundreds of breaches of the rules on accuracy and impartiality, Ofcom has failed to do its job and act.

We've seen what Fox News has done to politics in the US. We can't let it happen here.

And they try to tell us Epstein topped himself!

Let alone taped it!!

So she said it was … ahem… ‘to get you excited in the morning’. Think that may have been a teeny bit of a porky don’t you?

Bet you’re laugh a minute aren’t you?

Has to be said, that’s probably the most boring thing it’s possible to imagine doing in the name of self-entertainment!

Why not just do your fucking job???

“As if normal …!” Hmm

“Conservative Parish Councillor” and “regular guy” not sitting together too comfortably there!

@patmcfaddenmp.bsky.social “Most people who are in politics want to change the country or the world for the better”. Well, as someone whose snout benefits from the trough I guess you would say that wouldn’t you!

Don’t worry! It’s called corporate culture and absolutely everyone does the same.

If only sinks were fitted with taps that water came out of!

I’m delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform UK - we need more people like him with strongly held principles. The sort of principle that led him to overrule a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

I'm not British Born Mr @Nigel_Farage I am as British as u r. Yr comments r offensive&racist. I wld b frightened 2live in country run by U.

Nadhim Zahawi and family fled to the UK from Saddam Hussein's Iraq as a child refugee in 1978. Unable to speak English when he arrived, he became a hugely successful businessman and an MP before serving as Chancellor of the Exchequor.

His origin story is the very antithesis of the Reform narrative.

It sounds pretty gruesome! My guess is that he was just too embarrassed to ask.

#15,272,856 in the Fesshole series “I’m too frightened to talk to my partner about non-existent issues”.

Your childrens’ revenge will be slow-burning but merciless. Happy old age!

Fortunately for Mr Spider, it wasn’t the other way round!

All makes sense except for “When I'm feeling particularly down about my ex”?

Just think of all that valuable junk mail they’re missing out on!

If only humans had developed some form of communication that would enable you both to express your dislike and disdain for each other in words?