i hope this convo isn’t…too…brief

NICHOLE

😂

idk where i was going with this

cube bert ton

@gregthemiller.bsky.social ☝️👆

do u guys think that when a clown uses a bidet their nose lights up

a cubic butt ton

How many minutes in a metric hour?

The combination pizza bell and taco hutt

Are you telling me Tim made this curry?

apprish, my dude 👊🏽

🤗🫶🏽

It's surprise drug test day to all those who celebrate!

Who you are at a 4 way stop is the real you.

Danny, bsfr

so happy you even tolerate the roaches

Being unemployed still rules... only thing on my to do list today is steal a packet of ranch dressing from wawa

compliment, of course ☺️

uhhh, oh yeah 🤗

turns out saying “my neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory inputs” does not get you laid

did you write in your order, because…

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

YOU know what you did the very next day

press your luck juke box but it’s all Last Christmas

MTV’s Cribs but it’s spiders showing off their webs.

I tried manifesting feeling younger and woke up with a zit on my nose. Fml

DENTIST: Have you been flossing?

ME: Have you?

DENTIST: (sweating) THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME!

staaahp 🫣

The five stages of grief but it's just me realizing I have to leave my house