Tomodachi Life: Fresh Hell

Might log this novel as some other random novel that's about the same length and genre idk I just want a little pat on the head for being a good reader

I love beta reading manuscripts for my fellow writers but since the work isn't published yet, I don't get credit towards my reading goals even though I just spent the last three days doing literally nothing but reading. This is a petty issue but also I want the satisfaction of number go up

Wired headphones are the symbol of the proletariat

Am I afraid of change? Or are all the changes just stupid and bad?

The astronauts already went to bed and are going to get 8 and a half hours of sleep tonight, and here I am on Earth, still on my phone...

They also have a ton of pudding up there, I love me a tapioca pudding

Gonna convince Matt we should have sweet and sour chicken with spicy green beans for dinner because that's what the astronauts are having and meals are better when you eat them together

Thanks to the hard work of the Artemis II crew and the support staff, we will finally learn what happens when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

There are astronauts up there and I'm making pizza. The variety of human experience is immense and beautiful

Being sick on a day off is such a ripoff

The things I felt when I realized this was the Earth and not the Moon

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

*last night, looking up at the moon*
Good, good. It's almost full. That will help the astronauts see where they are going. All part of the plan, I'm sure

Update: I have brain freeze. No more smoothies.

put honey on spinach leaves? no.
put honey on spinach leaves and remove the requirement of chewing? yeaaahhh baby

I don't know why I was so anti-smoothie all these years. My fridge is so full of like, one of each vegetable, now it's all a smoothie. Done. Delicious

So the AI company who stole all of of books and now has to pay us what is really a small amount of money went about ti by AI coding the backend of their claim system, which scraped up data in clumps and spits out new numbers all the time because...it is AI coded. Anthropic: Nailing It.

Why do people post comments on recipes online with, "Sure, you could waste your time with this garbage, or you could do it my way:" and then describe the assembly of a completely different meal

Getting new glasses is fun but also suuuuucks

They should remake Dinotopia

Writers, you can use an em dash. Its ok. People won't think you're AI.
I received an email that used twenty across three paragraphs. THAT was AI. You can have one as a treat every once in a while.

Amazing what turning off your computer for 3 hours can do for burnout

My partner just got into baking bread and I finally understand why so many people read The Hunger Games and were Team Peeta

Searching for yoga videos on YouTube with "no commentary" makes me feel like I'm looking up Vinyasa Let's Plays

We should bring back 5 minute smoke breaks (5 mins to restart my computer because it is smoking)

That second one is a Pokémon, not a real guy! Can't fool me

I'm at the library and a woman next to me is using the Internet to buy a book off Amazon. Ma'am. The book is here. It is free. You are at the LIBRARY

Everything is being corrupted by a single Silicon Valley belief: that for every question there's a correct answer. Life isn't meant to be enjoyed, but "won." Turn your food into nutrient paste, inject yourself with illegal proteins, and finish the marathon by taking a taxi.