Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

It’s incredible to me that we’re still finding “first black…” milestones to achieve in 2025 but congrats to him all the same

I freaking love this show. Well earned. Time for some Defiant Jazz.

it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.

Likely not. Source: MY mom. 😔

Under blankets and with a cat or dog snuggling you, too

And this is why I’ve been a happy Costco member since the first day mine opened.

What happens on my butt is none of my business 😂

I am 37 but taking Centrum Silver for 50 year old women.

No way, I do this too

Damn it I had a really good post idea during my morning insomnia and now I can’t remember what it was

This is my biggest fear. I have a 7 year old and right now he is an empathetic sweetheart but I’m scared of him becoming a right wing incel

This rant sums it up for me

😂 When they’re a little TOO good at your own brand of sarcasm

Credit to u/a_illustrator on Reddit

No, he’s complicit.

He lives his life thru Fox News and what they say about him. He had no reaction while it was happening because he wasn’t listening

Even better if they don’t message you at all and keep it to themselves 😂

Also, stubbed toes will always exist

Let’s not stop calling them weird for the next four years. Laughing at them is all we have left. They get off on our fear.

I’m into guys coming down with the flu

If this sourdough loaf sucks I swear to god

Do you prioritize your outrage by choosing what to spend it on? Or making sure you get a little outrage out at least once a day?

Maybe it was no cursing

Good call. ‘Trump’ and ‘Musk’ too, probably.

I’m full of minor gripes!

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

world’s dumbest company and its not close