Still from Disney's Robin Hood (1973), in which Skippy lunges with his little wooden sword hollering "DEATH TO TYRANTS!"

Say it loud, Skippy

Tomorrow in Boise!

The Mighty Bite: Hog Rocket Ruckus—out next week!

One week until the release of the third MIGHTY BITE book—HOG-ROCKET RUCKUS!

Thanks Chris!

Mighty Bite: Hog-Rocket Ruckus out next week!

Oh absolutely.

Mighty Bite 3 out in less than a month!

Mighty Bite: Hog-Rocket Ruckus OUT NEXT MONTH!

Before we had smartphones, we had beautiful phones.

Beautiful, beautiful phones.

I know! I know! And I know the smell(s) in there. What a place!

September 9, 2025! Book 13, coming in HOT!

I thought that since my books were comics, they wouldn’t be in this AI training database.

I should have known better, ALL of my books are in here.

Gross.

Generative “AI” is a cancer that kills creativity.

I’ll see you there! (Not tabling, but attending!)

The best two words in any video game, “skip cinematic” mmm mmmm

Ruptured my left Achilles Friday at Deer Valley of all places. My ski season is over.

Hazardous Tales #13 is gonna be wild

I had a fifth grader ask me if I had hired a new illustrator for my past five books. I said no, and asked why. He said, “The art’s just gotten a lot uglier in the recent books.”

Said it with such breezy matter-of-factness.

This was two months or so ago and I think of it hourly.

Heyyyy! I watched this change from US History to Gross books! How dare you! Great list, but how dare you!?

I refuse to see WICKED unless these guys are in it.

5th grade comics drawing workshop today. 2/3s of the class made comics involving Glow Recipe at Sephora.
Your guess is as good as mine.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!!! School visits, I can’t escape them!

Flu shot.
Covid booster.
I voted.
Ugh.

Turned in my 20th graphic novel last night.