If you pour out a two liter of coke and suck all the air out of the air left in the bottle you get a 1 second dizzy high. So start there

Gonna start working full-time at this nonprofit since the government continues to stab itself repeatedly and won't hire researchers anymore

stop sexualizing that old man, that’s my job

I also have a personal grudge and a South African white man.

The only Christian denomination I know of with little to no free will are the Calvinists, a type of protestant. The way I was taught in a Baptist Church was that free will only became a thing when we ate the Apple. Which doesn't make sense but neither does the rest in my opinion.

i don’t wanna rise and grind anymore i wanna rise and lay right back down

If you look at "I" sideways it tries to steal from you (-)

This person I was talking to always tried to put on Euphoria when she came over. Like No I don't want to watch Zendaya be sexually assaulted. How tf is this entertainment?

I am in terrible condition and will not be improving soon

New way to die horribly for the next Final destination movie

Reginald the 5st

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords

Is it bad I spend hours browsing movies, add them to my list and never watch any of them

Everyday I sit down and find so many wrappers I've tucked in my pockets mindlessly

Smiling Friends material right here

It was a little windy today

My friend loves Nintendo but won't get the Switch 2 because it doesn't allow physical copies for its game. All digital and can be taken away at any time.

This gotta be a fetish thing right

Hookups are always disappointing to me so I'm biased towards the movie and food

Pay them to be 15% less horny obvs

If the bass from your CAR RADIO is shaking my entire house, I should have the right to throw a cinderblock through your windsheild

Mine is red so I should be good right

I've been told that journalists use those phrases to avoid being sued for Libel just in case the person get Acquitted from the charge later.
But they definitely are guilty of using softer language when It comes to the crimes of the rich, white people, and men.

Man sometimes I feel like a 3rd gen photocopy of a person

i feel so ridiculously not human today

screencap of firefox landing page. "Youre in safe Paws" is the headline

what the hell FireFox

Beautiful bear bong Brit

Holding him like he's a specimen

This website is going the way of MySpace I see

laughing my ass off this so stupid