It bothers me to no end that palindrome is not one

I finally realize “better safe than sorry” is hackneyed horseshit. Take the chance, y’all, make it count

This Ranger game escaped from the old asylum in the woods

Lotta dfw sports love this week in my beloved Los Angeles

Jesus wept I love this Ranger team LFGGGGGGG

Got to see Coop play live, DP get hit in the face, and the Mavs lose for the draft and now I’m playing cards at Hollywood Park I am on FIRE

Intuit goes hard but let’s lose this game Mavs!

Never expected to tap my head so often and so violently watching Ranger baseball this season

My entire life I’ve always wanted to see a baseball game tied 2-2 in the 2nd with 2 out and 2 on with a 2-2 count (OCD) and I was today just ONE STRIKE AWAY JESUS WEPT LANGFORD TAKE ONE MORE STRIKE IT HAS BEEN 51 YEARS

Ah hell. RIP to the realest one, James Gadson the human metronome. We were beyond blessed for him to sit in a handful of times with the Damn Well Please at Liquid Kitty over the years. An absolute sweetheart with a pocket as wide as Canaan; a bona fide giant who played on all your fave records

I know it’s early but I’m right here for this current 2026 brand of hustleball from our plucky texas rangers

My kid just asked me Would you rather be able to know the future or be able to change the past? and I am in crisis atm

Hope springs eternal

At a sports bar brewery in Culver City and literally one tv out of many is tuned this incredible World Baseball Classic semifinal game, the rest are blasting some random awards show sometimes I really hate LA

The lead singer for Warrant, Jani Lane’s real name was John Kennedy Oswald and I thought you should know

As far as I can ascertain, I am *still* the official Junior Mayor of Adelaide, Australia

I once watched a house burn down in the Hollywood hills - like all the way to embers - with Henry Rollins

Luckily, I heard climate change is a hoax perpetuated by foreign governments so it’s fine

This winter in LA is either generational flooding or the surface of the sun no in between

I dreamed a newspaper ran a contest to name a newly-unearthed Irish caveman skeleton and I said Blarney Rubble and everyone pretended not to hear me

We don’t talk enough about the fact that Fred Durst’s name is Fred

I really need to belong to an old world social club preferably in a far flung foreign capital what am I even doing with my days

Happy pitchers and catchers report day to all whomst celebrate

WE ALL THE WAY BACK MES AMIS! Mark your calendars for Feb 17, Mardi Gras at Harvelle's - dancing, drinks, king cakes, beads, special guests, new merch- IYKYK bout this annual mardi gras getdown, so come get frisky in the bayou all night with the DWP - bring ya momanem! Et toi!

“Honey, we can’t get a watermelon boba today because Chuck Schumer is a spineless dark money shill” is not an answer I read in any early parenting books

Wake up Tyler Sheridan from the underchambers we need 30 new modern cowboy shows by February

There's something really sinister about the idea that these guys want to permanently track and store every detail and data point about everything in their lives, but only remember it on-demand. Humanity is built to get lost in thought. Every beautiful idea starts as a reverie

I’m finally watching the sopranos (I know I know) and when Bobby kills the drummer in Canada, they keep showing shoes in a dryer. There’s an old musician joke abt a bad drummer sounding like “shoes in a dryer.” I’ve gotta talk to David Chase to see if I’m right get him on the horn for me asap

also I’m tired of trimming my fingernails, what ever happened to sharpening our claws on the bones of the vanquished

Hey how bout using ai for more stuff like this instead of the next 12-15 marvel movies in Q1 2026