🔥
i'm just gonna light a
Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸.
you know, something light 😎.

( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke.

rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )

🔥
EPIC GUITAR SOLO OF HELL'S DOMAIN IN 1-2-3- helllllll YEAAaAaAAAAHhhhHh--

( making all the really loud, obnoxious electric guitar noises as he strums so fast, flames and smoke spasms off his fire-conjured guitar

raising it in the air, then running his tongue through the fire )

I. LOVE. KlLLlNG

🔥
( on his red knees, a streak of burning fire plumed horizontal from his servos.
it forms fast, taking the shape of a guitar.
he strums the flames with a rapid flair, little tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in concentration before beaming his big, brace-faced tin grin )

🔥
eff YEAAAAAAH, i L O V E
VIOLEEEENCEEEEEE!!!!

VIOLENCE IS MY DARK MISTRESS!!!!
I FOLLOW HER IN HER DIVINE STEAD
THROUGH EVERY DAMNED MISDEED
vIOLENCE !
IS MY CREED
VIOLENCE !
IS MY QUUEEEEEEN, oh YEAAAAaaAHH 🗣🎶‼️‼️‼️

🔥
( ..?
pushing his tactile visor back so he can set his helm against the ground & rise up into helmstand, pedes cycling like an upside down unicyclist as he squints to get a better look of concern for the minicon )
....?
is something up?
no bots bullying you, right?
you need me to guttem ??

🔥..
......

🔥
HEY THERE, FLIPPERS!
FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!

🔥

placing big traffic cones around the mini so no one mistakes her for a fungus

🔥
LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!!!!

🔥
all i love is KILLING THINGS i need to KILL things i love KILLING THINGS i love to KILL i LIVE to. KILL. KILLING is my ESCAPE. killing is MY SANCTUARY.
DEATH. To ALLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🔥
SAME PRIMUS DAMN THING

🔥
minibots 🔥 <- my heart sign

🔥
YOU ARE USELESS AND SHOULD BURN LIKE ALL THE OTHER DECEPTICONS WILL WHEN I GET THEM !!!!!!

🔥..
.....
( squinting at the gun.
.... slowly...
shakily
...
holstering the twin barrel.
as if the action hurt him to do.

..pulling his weaponless arm back up with his other servo grabbing hold.
..
nose twitching.
..little growls..
and BOOM!
lil finger heart made with his fat digits )
( 😐🫰.)

🔥..
..... oh.
wait.

hold on.

🔥
I AM ALSO QUITE FOND OF YOU .

🔥
( hot shot is Not a good finder seeker.
hide and seek just pisses him off.
ironic since armada first half was all about hide and go seek ... go watch it.. btw.. free on youtube.. all the seasons.. just type the season after armada and you'll find it.. join us.. oo you wanna so bad..
# promo )

🔥
HUH???
( glancing around at the squeak.
was that a mini-con in pain?!??
servos clenching, flames igniting at the fists.
there's been too much mini-bot battery discussions that's been had and HE WON'T HAVE IT!!!
..ohwait-
glancing back- )
...
..... where'd he go 😐😑😐 .

🔥
what's up .

. . . . .
..... ... why he say f me for .. X^O .. 💧 -- ?

⠀

🔥..
i mean not ME me but- ME.
they're-
GIVE THEM BACK .

🔥 ?
... Europe??
nO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THOSE AREN'T FOR YOUR DUMB STUPID ' HOUSE '.
NOR ARE THEY FOR DUMB STUPID MEGATRON.
THEY'RE FOR mE!!!!

🔥..
.......
( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose.
sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for-
... himself . )
grown aft mech ...

🔥
since when could you count that hi-
wait. no. scratch that .

since when could you cOUNT ??????!????

🔥!
hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart

he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed.
he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit.
this SUCKS

🔥
OKAY.
ANYWAY.
BACK TO HUNTING ( 😻 ) !

🔥♨️..
( leaving the two love'birds' back to their..
... procreation.
politely closing the door that has a giant hole that all can see through thanks to an unnecessary ass karate kick.

reaching his arm back through the hole to relock the door for the pair and thumbs up like that helped .)

🔥
hiding from hot shot, now, Eh? typical cowardice from a typical coward killer..
i'll make your metal melt.
turn you into my own personal..TROPHY!
( threatening theatrics building up to THIS moment, he karate kicks a door to- )
WOAH HEY ♨️?!
..IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE MORE MECHA-
AT LEaST MAKE A RACECAR

🔥
HEY!!
I'M TALKING TO YOU!! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!!
( dashing after this mystery assassin, scorching the floor in his tracks as his servo scrapes when he slides then slings across the corner, popping right back up to-
.. the same hallway?
.. tsking a tiny flame like spitting sunflower seeds. )

🔥
... whaT KIND OF COWARD TRIES TO SMOTHER A HEALING MECH??
SHOW YOURSELF, FIEND. I SWEAR TO PRIMUS, I WILL MELT YOU TO SCRAP.

( flicking his aim assist off thanks to his pride.. swindle.. you have a running chance.. but by the judge of hot shots thighs,
you better utilize that head start )