no but like me too

hyena who burps in your face and then kisses you in a very messy Hyena way (they like you a lot. maybe burping in your face is a sign of affection)

my followers and mutuals are so hot

you don't mind if i sit my big, heavy yeen butt on your face while i scroll through my TL, do you? <3

hi hon~! <3

much like my furniture, though, you'll be rendered immobile, comfortable, and completely subject to my whims. there's nothing you can do about it, and honestly, would you even want to? <3

at one time, you were Independent. you could speak for yourself, you could be clever, playful, maybe even a bit bratty.

now, though? well, now you're furniture in the same sense as my couch or bed. unlike those i can hear your belly growling for more and will do what i can to stuff it nice & full.

it would be so fun, so Fulfilling, to take someone like you, strip away all the confidence & wit, and replace it with a Creature barely able to think for themselves...

tbh "thinking" is kind of a stretch! all you'd use that brainpower for is swallowing whatever i serve you and begging for more. <3

guhhh i'm kinda stoned rn and that hit me in the Perfect Spot just now ugh you're great M3

as always, you get it <3

you literally have no idea how hot (& tempting) a tweet like this is for me

especially the "mattress over person" part,,,

long time no barley!! i hope this actually posts lol 💪🐶

this Duran Duran group is really goin' somewhere lemme tell ya

before being on bsky i was just a lurker who never got art or spoke online. this is the first site where i openly tweet my personal thoughts and opinions and kinks so

now you get to experience like 10+ years of built-up horny and gay thoughts just by following me

congratulations, chat! <3

thick, padded, soft hyena paws shoved against your snout, while said hyena giggles like an idiot and enjoys watching you squirm

my followers and mutuals are so hot

ughhhh kisses you

If you're kinky as fuck, stay that way and draw more of it

hi chat i am home from work pls come shove your body parts in my face

bellies, dicks, butts, feet, hands, boobs, whatever, just need to be Crushed By and/or Squished Under something nice and soft <3

Wet and fat gator feet walking on bathroom/pool tile is a frequently reoccurring thought.

Fat gator feet in some tight boots that heavily stomp against the metal grating of the submarine floor.

....so much for silent running.

man i both wanna me a micro here AND wanna help you find some to smoosh under those big gator paws o'yours <3

every time you tweet something like this it's like you cause another synapse in my brain to fire tbh

yeens are basically men with fur if you think about it so i'm okay with this

i would literally rather be crushed by a big fat man than go to work right now

...

...please?

Whoops didn't see you there..

dumb boyfriends getting fat together <3

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

A beefy wolverine relaxing with a cigar. Is that a bulge???

Take a seat on papa's lap...

for @digsbybear.bsky.social

Time for a god damn break