Y’all, the Dow is below 50,000! We can start arresting people in the Epstein files now!

Bill Clinton to the DOJ:

I thought Boomers hated the idea of everyone getting participation trophies?

Gilmore Girls: The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge: The Official Guide to All the Books The Official Guide to All the Books

@tierno158.bsky.social I like to send ppl through Bookshop.org, but it’s also available (and cheaper) at that other online vendor.

And this book takes you through the context of the reads within the show, so it’s a companion guide. Such a fun show, highly recommend!

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Yup. Women ruined the workplace. That’s definitely it.

Where was all of this rah-rah only “Americans” should perform at the Super Bowl energy when fucking Coldplay was the headliner?

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

The reason I know the cancellation of AJLT was sudden is that there is no way SJP would have allowed so much screen time for a person to explain why their name was Epcot if she knew it was the series finale. #SATC

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If this country wants to keep putting TV personalities in the White House, I suggest the next one we elect is Stephen Colbert.

This man is a living, breathing epitome of the “give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

My spring break plans include the seven Michael Douglas movies I just put on hold at the library.

We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.

Good!! The parks belong to all of us! Long live the National Parks!

Of course! But there are ways to simplify the source material while still making the basic plot make sense!

Watching ‘The Wheel of Time’ should be enough proof that Amazon should never have any creative control over James Bond. So much convoluted nonsense.

Had to google just to make sure this wasn’t an AI image. Nope — this is Ferdinand Porsche, Nazi party member and close friend of Hitler, who was later arrested on charges of being a war criminal and spent nearly two years in prison.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

I truly believe all Americans should be required to work a customer service or food service job for at least one year — bartending, waiting tables, cash register, etc. Maintaining your cool around drunk or irritable people is a life skill you can’t fully learn elsewhere.

The headline from German newspaper Die Zeit:

“A Hitler salute is a Hitler salute is a Hitler salute.”

I’m legit a little concerned about Michelle Obama? I mean, absolutely GOOD FOR HER on not attending the inauguration, but skipping Carter’s funeral felt strange. Two major events and no actual reason? Am I just veering into Kate Middleton disappearance territory?!

Last week on #Outlander, Claire was like “General Lee? I don’t recognize that name.” And I was like, “He shit the bed at the Battle of Monmouth, you in danger, girl!”

Sure enough, this week’s episode is the Battle of Monmouth. Thanks, #Hamilton lyrics, for being a solid history primer!

Petition for Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper to host the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Oh nooooooooo! 😭🥯😩

The Christian Case for 'Happy Holidays' Well wishes should be addressed in the broadest possible terms.

“To wish someone well only in the sense that matters to you without regard for what matters to them is to defeat the purpose of wishing someone well in the first place.”

RFK Jr. wants fluoride out of drinking water. Oregon shows what’s coming. Fluoride is added to water to strengthen teeth and reduce cavities, but communities are abandoning the practice because of health concerns.

True story: We lived in Germany the year my kid turned 2. When we moved back to the U.S., his dentist immediately knew which teeth he had pre-move vs which came in abroad. Just a few months without fluoridated water caused obvious setbacks to his tooth health.

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Gilmore Girls fans! My publisher is having a 30% off sale this weekend — time to stock up for all the holiday gifting around the corner! You know you know a Rory who needs one of these 😁📚

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Why can’t these new RHONY women stop saying “leaky pigeon”?! Leaky pigeon is the new moist. Make it stopppp.

Head Back to Stars Hollow with These 'Gilmore Girls' Books It isn't fall without 'Gilmore Girls' - here are our recommendations for the best 'Gilmore Girls'-related books to read, including cookbooks and memoirs from stars Lauren Graham and Kelly Bishop.

People Mag recommends my book for your Gilmore Girls starter pack! 😁

“With over 330 books mentioned throughout the series, The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge conveniently rounds up every title, from Dostoevsky to Dr. Seuss, along with bookish tidbits from the show.”

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Flavor Flav made a starter pack. Long live this platform.