Thick Thighs Kills Ai

anyone know anyone very specifically knowledged in nz war rationing history? i'm trying to check my sources for a thing

Anyway it's been a day and no doctor's call so theoretically I am not actively dying

Ive never been able to understand people with piss kinks or medical kinks less this week considering how many deeply unpleasant exams I have had

Surely there are better ways to do this

Ive been having some concerning pelvic pain for a bit now and have had some scans and I truly think that waiting on test results is a certain kind of hell!!!!

i can't be horny about the shawn hatosy chef erotica quinn thing i just can't

like oooooooh long fingers and dexterity and whimpering showing you how to use a thermomix while being mildly patronising

NO there's covers to do stop fingering the persimmons

Flood map for those who need it:

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The safety of our students and staff is our highest priority. Due to the risk to life and probable travel disruptions, all campuses are closing. Please prioritise your safety and head home now if you can.

Red rain warning
Half the city flooded
Work closed till wed morning

Ithinkimgonnadieinthishouse-bestpartcropped.mp3

time for us to all start brainstorming puns for when both chrises get ditched in the next two weeks or so

christastrophy ???

I will be endlessly cynical about celebrity because every single female pro actor/comedian i know, and also some of the men, has been sexually harassed by one of nz's national treasure celebs

But you dont talk about it. Cause youre not allowed to. And this shit keeps happening.

I did an audition for a very big company earlier this year that I did Not Get and boy it is incredibly jarring getting those targeted Facebook ads lmao

marlbs

hives?

illnesses can cause your immune system to get hyperactive - i got it from covid - and it can sometimes present in things like hives, fatigue, lymph swelling, i got hives every time i touched leaves for a bit

if they go down fast i probs wouldnt worry but if they get worse maybe dr time

malbouroughians
malbourites?
malborbs

five months checkup - mum's cancer hasn't grown and she's on the lowest level of chemo drugs possible with basically zero ill effects!

Also I got a good grade in regrowing bones, my doctors are VERY happy 😊 😊 😊

if that aint the truth

very specific hell of having interpersonal close beef with multiple people who are famous actors/models cause when i see them in advertising i get poison damage every time

i live so close to yan's and it's such a banger, every time im missing a single specific ingredient you think would be hard to source i enter that palace of wonders and find what i need

chile de bárbol - treebeard's esoteric period

"metservice/the news went too crazy hyping up the cyclone and nothing happened in my area"

shit bro i had no idea you were fuckin nostradamus, have you heard of giving a damn about anywhere else other than your own place

mate said "dont talk to men who want to have sex with you after dark, they're like gremlins" and she's right, god she's so right

just saw a very horny post about hiking very specifically made by someone who clearly doesnt hike as the scenario would be logistically far too challenging

anyway fake hiking fan boo

Paying my respects to NZTA’s greatest achievement.

NEVER had multiple jars crack on me before when jam making what have I done wrong

today we bury my father and i thought I was doing okay with all this but it really just guts you out unexpectedly

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I wish you all the pain free fun in the world

how on earth do you even write a eulogy

I hear albanese told all of Australia to go "real mad max styles" from tomorrow

exact quote, full on "real mad max styles"

Kits tax