Whack

Avatar was fine; FF was my white whale. They had issues but there was a lot of good mixed in. Lorwyn Eclipsed was fucking awesome! Every single aspect of TMNT is at best mediocre and at worst actively hideous on a cosmic level. I am one more Pizza Tribal card from Sephiroth posting in the break room

Never in my life have I felt active disdain for an upcoming magic set. I'm in the discord server expressing some REAL fucking scintillating opinions on this card. Thrilled to be playing Flesh and Blood tonight.

Paul Blart valentines cards to send to your mom

Attack

Charge

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

-I made a new Guardian deck -Real or fatigue pile? Fatigue pile

Every RTN/PQ season when the inventive new Guardian deck(s) make the rounds

a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a bow tie . Alt: Dracula Flow guy

we’re smoking straight moonglove.
i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid.
Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.

Qualified for Flesh and Blood Nationals on accident playing a truly bad deck, but if you have the mandate of heaven, anything is possible.

After +30 hours in the Vegas/Chicago airports, I have finally returned home and now will resign myself to torpor until the coming of the next full moon. 🫡

BRO Literally I want nothing more

Spent an hour on the runway for ??? Reason but FINALLY we have landed

On the plane. Please can we get off the ground I'm literally so eepy

They have moved my gate 4 times since I got here BROOOO just pick a spot!!!!!

Next flight DOES in fact leave at 9 so we got a cool 3 hours to kill

Touchdown Chicago. Next flight leaves at 9. Rewatched Dune 2 on the flight cuz it was too cramped to do anything else really. Still a pretty good movie.

On the plane in the seat. 3hs to Chicago

On the gangway please get on the fucking plane people

I'm so close I can taste it please put me on the plane

Mostly been killing time playing DEMONSCHOOL on the Steam deck, which has been solid so far. Boldly asking the question "what if we ripped off the BAD Persona games instead of the good ones?" But it's got novel enough combat mechanics that I'm willing to see more.

The KONG SKULL ISLAND slot machine keeps looking at me. I know this ape wants to kill me and steal my wallet, which is at least better than the racist Chinese guy caricature slot machine trying to sell me shitty fried rice

11 hours later and I have finished the 4 hour Defunctland video, gone insane, and gotten some food. I have never been so eager for a flight to leave. Only 2 more hours till take off.

Oh my god there's a new defunctland video we are so back, see y'all in 4 hours

Well, they do have liquor bottles but only for International flights (because of Wokeness). I've walked the whole terminal now, lots of food, none of it cheap. Probably getting Chilis for dinner. 13.5 hours from now never felt so close.

$11 breakfast sandwich acquired. Looks like no one has liquor bottles for sale here so we might be cooked.

Not doing a great job selling your brand here Mrs. Bradley

Yo they got $15 spiderman play boosters in here!!

2-3. Format unplayable. Zach is on the plane now. Time to begin my descent into Madness.