making fun of losers who are still into Harry Potter actually seems to be working to some extent, and we should keep doing it
Gen Z and Gen Alpha members are our strongest soldiers when it comes to calling out Harry Potter as irredeemably cringe millennial adult-baby slop
Posts by Alex Moskowitz
this is the most massachusetts thing i’ve ever heard
Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?
it is almost always faster to just walk lol
can i get a hell yeah going in the chat
never having done committee work before, i am on 4 committees this semester 💀
It’s the standard “got rocked by bills” sale. 15% off the entire site for a month.
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our children know us better than we ever will
i love it. students and faculty at the “free speech” university are terrified of being cancelled by their right wing overlords. the irony is just so delicious
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got a sick new couch for my office
coming here while twitter is down
i'm putting together two panels at ALA for the thoreau society, one on "thoreau and abolition," and one on "thoreau, travel, and place" full CFPs linked. i'm open to anything that sounds cool! 1/15 deadline
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Hey, guess what you can buy now? #clarissa2025
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
my dept is searching for TWO (2) VAPs for next year: one in american literature, and one in literature (open) + creative writing. please send around and apply! happy to answer any questions!
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this is what it’s like to teach american studies
the woes of too-good public transportation
“we must move with the times” GOD ALMIGHTY
we literally go to a woke doctor i am confused
they really use BMI at my 3yr old's pediatrician's office???
ska sucks by propaghandi came on the spotify mix and my 3 yr old runs over to me and yells “SKA SUCKS” lmao
no thank you lmao
When I think of Jane Austen developing and perfecting free indirect discourse I can barely hold myself together. Has a more important thing literally ever happened.
my dept recommended me for reappointment can i get a hell yeah going in the chat
rise above we’re gonna rise above
having a toddler is insane because one minute they are throwing things at you and telling you to go away and the next they need to hold hands to fall asleep
absolutely crushing it
god damn i love a good chiasmus a classic of the genre