Barista in training ^^
for @yookey.fun

Teether tot that will bite and drool on everything

Honestly idk but the mom just went “hey don’t do that it’s not yours” like that’s not what I’m worried about dawg 😭

Professional grade window licker in the making

At Costco looking my membership card in my wallet when I fumbled and dropped a couple quarters and before I could even pick them up some kid ran up and put them in their mouth

The designs were worth it tho 😭

Also barebums being made out of the thinnest plastic wrap they could find at the grocery store

Dumbo ears

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Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.

Picky Eater - Gator Days

Pacifier leaves both of my hands free to do stuff like yanking down curtains or moving a chair to get to the upper cupboards

She really shouldn’t be driving this shit wagon anymore fr

How many times is the AC gonna give out on this car goddamn 😭

Like the 3rd fucking time

Gooseberries, elderberries, raspberries/blackberries, mulberries, strawberries, grapes, plums, pears, crab apples

Thinking about how growing up if I wanted a snack I used to be able to just rummage a berry bush or tree or pick some rhubarb out of the ground

🎶Movin to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Moving to the country
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches🎶

Even fresh off the tree barlett pears are mid at best and I’d rather eat a crab apple

Pears tend to have a more subtle flavour compared to apples

Bosc (brown potato coloured ones) pears are really soft and tend to be more flavourful than their barlett (green/yellow) brethren especially when ripe

Asian pears are really subtle and are more of an apple texture but not much flavour

“2 3/4cup but since you added a bit extra I’d do 2 and 1 cup”

“…”

“3 I meant to say 3”

Honestly I just hope he gets a really big moment here in Elbaph

**One piece spoilers**

What do you think choppers fruit really is and why is it Hito Hito model: Doctor?

What are your must haves for a pillow fort?

Lounge room? Watch tower?

How do you think the next football season is gonna go?

*Beverly Hills riff* M e n t a l l y i l l ~🎵

two men standing in front of a truck with the words " grill marks bud " ALT: two men standing in front of a truck with the words " grill marks bud "

Never a bad time for sale steaks 🤤

Little S&P and down the hatch

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

I call insurance and get a fucking chatbot like do I not fucking pay you guys enough every month to staff someone???

Well there goes every ounce of my savings

Shoestring? Crinkle cut? Curly?

Wanna get out of bed but Teddy says no

I still won’t go through a car wash…

Brotha they make COOKIE BUTTER for toasts and shit

You gotta get on this asap

Happy birthday ya big baby bearg ^_^