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New look at Link with a cloak from the live-action 'Legend of Zelda' movie clapboard ⚔️🎬

Every day is 420 for this beauty. #TopThrill2 🎢

Uh oh... 👀

Wait, did I just get food poisoning?

I hate the term "activations"

Fun night out

Waiting for my turn on the stair climber at the gym like the good boy that I am

White people:

Zelda’s bestie talking to her at a slumber party:

I don't know about ya'll but i don't have another password left in me.

Robber: "Everybody lie down!"
Me: [exhuasted] yeeessssssss

A woman walks in front of a streetcar on a rainy night in downtown Toronto

April Showers

This is very correct

I forgot Sidon had a fiancée in TotK 😑

Feeling snackish

The concept of me curled up on the couch playing video games it a cup of tea while listening to the rain outside

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

My library book has been in transit to my branch for 3 days. Are they walking it over?

What a fun day to be on Bluesky

Happy Thursday

Another wonderful** commute home from work on the GO

**horrible

The trick to making bigger looking biceps is to wear shirts with tight sleeves

Lol pretty sure I'm doing cable crunches completely wrong 😅

Today's my Friday and I couldn't be happier

you’re*

calling the pope "WEAK on CRIME" is unfortunately objectively hilarious

Why the fuck are any of you still shopping from Amazon?

I know they’re impossible to avoid, and I know it’s impossible to be a fully ethical consumer in a capitalist society

But FUCK you can still CHOOSE not to shop with the company that kills people and demands their living coworkers ignore it.

Laying in bed listening to the thunderstorm 🤗